10 Ways You Know Your Internet Connection Is Slow

[Arch_Angel]

1. Text on Web pages displays as Morse Code.
2. Graphics arrive via FedEx.
3. You believe a heavier string might improve your connection.
4. You post a message to your favorite newsgroup and it displays a week later.
5. Your credit card expires while ordering online.
6. ESPN Web site exhibits "Heisman Trophy Winner"...for 1989.
7. You're still in the middle of downloading that popular new game, PacMan".
8. Everyone you talk to on the 'net phone' sounds like Forrest Gump.
9. You receive e-mails with stamps on them.
10. When you click the "Send" button, a little door opens on the side of your monitor and a pigeon flies out.

[Greatis]

I've to hand it to ya. not bad son not bad :icon_lol:

[Godkid]

hehehehe.. and the BEST way to tell if you have a slow internet connection..

you have a beige square dish attached to your roof and the logo on the bill you get has the letters G-O-T-E-L incorporated! :D

[Ropy]

And I thought that dial-up was slow. :p Good one Arch_Angel.

hehehehe.. and the BEST way to tell if you have a slow internet connection..

you have a beige square dish attached to your roof and the logo on the bill you get has the letters G-O-T-E-L incorporated! :D

U betta not mek mitchie see this one.

[Brownsugar]

1. Text on Web pages displays as Morse Code.
4. You post a message to your favorite newsgroup and it displays a week later.
5. Your credit card expires while ordering online.
7. You're still in the middle of downloading that popular new game, PacMan".
9. You receive e-mails with stamps on them.:eusa_wall
10. When you click the "Send" button, a little door opens on the side of your monitor and a pigeon flies out.

Need up to date jokes...have to go weeyyyyyyyyyyyy! Back look from since when!:mad:

[Foxy Kay]

lol .... good on Arch_Angel .... keep tryin though lol lol :) or betta yet ... don't quit your day job!

;)

[nuhsenutten]

lol .... good on Arch_Angel .... keep tryin though lol lol :) or betta yet ... don't quit your day job!

;)
i hope u realize that this was from 04'

[Arch_Angel]

i hope u realize that this was from 04'She just a trubble mi. Any likkle ting she can find, to trubble mi, she will use it. Nuh true Foxy? :p :eusa_whis

[Foxy Kay]

i hope u realize that this was from 04'

I know that NSN lol :) and Arch just give you mah reason for making those comments lol. He knows ah not fraid of a itty bitty shark lol ... if he was a cat now.... :eusa_whis

lol lol :D

[Foxy Kay]

She just a trubble mi. Any likkle ting she can find, to trubble mi, she will use it. Nuh true Foxy? :p :eusa_whis

Yes! :), but I hope you hide all your lame jokes:eusa_whis :rofl:

lol:)

[Master E]

1. Text on Web pages displays as Morse Code.
2. Graphics arrive via FedEx.
3. You believe a heavier string might improve your connection.
4. You post a message to your favorite newsgroup and it displays a week later.
5. Your credit card expires while ordering online.
6. ESPN Web site exhibits "Heisman Trophy Winner"...for 1989.
7. You're still in the middle of downloading that popular new game, PacMan".
8. Everyone you talk to on the 'net phone' sounds like Forrest Gump.
9. You receive e-mails with stamps on them.
10. When you click the "Send" button, a little door opens on the side of your monitor and a pigeon flies out.
I dont get the FedEX part

[Foxy Kay]

.... I think what it means is that instead of getting graphics from the computer or software program .... it comes via FedEx ... and you scan it to the computer.... my 2cents

Arch were are you .... Someone has a question for you....

:eusa_whis

[Arch_Angel]

Arch were are you .... Someone has a question for you....

:eusa_whisYou answered it quite well Foxy. :p

[Foxy Kay]

:rofl: lol lol a turtle!!! What the heck? lol lol .... u think they will take u seriously with a Turtle Avatar lol lol!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rotflm:

Now thats a good joke .... a little better than the computer one still lol

:)

[Arch_Angel]

:rofl: lol lol a turtle!!! What the heck? lol lol .... u think they will take u seriously with a Turtle Avatar lol lol!!!

Now thats a good joke .... a little better than the computer one still lol

:)LOL! This was my avatar before the shark. Decided to go for a more goofy looking avatar instead of scaring ppl away. :p
And maybe Foxy won't be so scared of me. :eusa_whis

[Foxy Kay]

LMAO .... I can't stop laughing .... this is ur best joke ... who said I was scared of you.... :eusa_whis

[bernie]

Gprs Gprs Gprs Gprs Gprs Gprs Gprs Gprs Gprs

[Brownsugar]

NOGGIN.....DUDE...."Findin A_A"!!

[Foxy Kay]

but wait ... this thread still alive.....

[Bling]

Gprs Gprs Gprs Gprs Gprs Gprs Gprs Gprs Gprs
No breddrin 28k dial up!:rofl:

[root_gal]

I guess those of us who just see this thread know for sure that our net slow

[Arch_Angel]

No breddrin 28k dial up!:rofl:LOL!!! Fi real yute.:dwl:

[bernie]

i remember once some frens ah mine (they sport high speed net) we dismayed cause they could not log on for all of four days. guess who was on the net every day and night? GPRS, GPRS, GPRS, GPRS...........:D

[Foxy Kay]

..... still going lol

[Master E]

.... I think what it means is that instead of getting graphics from the computer or software program .... it comes via FedEx ... and you scan it to the computer.... my 2cents

Arch were are you .... Someone has a question for you....

:eusa_whis
O I get it.
Whoever get there package via fedex are really lucky, I get mine via Snail mail (through the post office):eusa_shif...
G.G.G.G.G.G.G.G.G.G.G.Gprs