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ramesh
March 31, 2005, 12:05 PM
A man, his wife and mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land.

While they were there the mother-in-law passed away.

The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.00."

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked , "Why? would you spend $5,000 ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and spend only $150.00?"

The man said, "A man died here 2000 years ago, he was buried here and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance".
shakeri
March 31, 2005, 01:41 PM
Do U Think That Way About Ur Mother In Law Ramesh?
ramesh
March 31, 2005, 01:50 PM
Do U Think That Way About Ur Mother In Law Ramesh?Thank goodness I don't have one. Chalk one up for the single life! ;)
Drew
March 31, 2005, 02:06 PM
LMAO, that was hilarious. really nice one ramesh.
shakeri
March 31, 2005, 02:12 PM
Really? I Thought U Were Married Ramesh! By The Way,drew Are U Single?
Drew
March 31, 2005, 02:14 PM
nope i ain't single. are you single shakeri??
shakeri
March 31, 2005, 02:29 PM
No I Am Not Single! Do U Love Ur In Laws? Or Even Know Any Of Them?
Drew
March 31, 2005, 02:32 PM
well i ain't married, so i don't have in-laws. however i like my girl's parents, especially her father.
shakeri
March 31, 2005, 02:43 PM
Good To Go Drew! Male Bonding! Keep Up The Relationship.
Drew
March 31, 2005, 03:39 PM
so do you get along with your in laws shakeri??
Arch_Angel
March 31, 2005, 06:23 PM
You guys are going http://img115.exs.cx/img115/5941/offtopic8ys.gif!!!!!

And I can't split the thread because it won't make any sense. So take it to the PM or I'm going to have to lock this.

Oh and LMAO ramesh. That was a good one!! http://www.sevillagrande.org/foro/style_emoticons/default/meparto.gif
shakeri
April 1, 2005, 09:36 AM
Fine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!
Arch_Angel
April 1, 2005, 03:56 PM
Fine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!
:p http://img93.exs.cx/img93/2706/lengua9ep.gif :p http://img93.exs.cx/img93/2706/lengua9ep.gif
Cocoa
April 1, 2005, 06:52 PM
LOL! DWL! funny Joke star. :) :D :D :D
Drew
April 2, 2005, 02:00 PM
lol, too many good laughs in this thread.