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Chris
May 7, 2004, 11:02 AM
(got this one from Mitchie)

All passengers were in the gate area waiting for an Air Jamaica flight
to depart.

Suddenly the Co-pilot arrived, impeccably dressed in his uniform,
wearing dark glasses and with a white cane finding his way to the gate.

The airline flight attendant explained to the passengers, that although
he is blind, he is the best co-pilot in the company.

Later, the Pilot arrived, also impeccably dressed in his uniform, dark glasses and a white cane, and he is being assisted by two flight
attendants.

The Representative in charge at the waiting area assured all passengers
that although the Pilot is blind, he is the best pilot in the company, and
together with the Co-pilot, they make the best experienced team in the
cockpit.

With everyone on board, the plane start speeding on the runway,
increasing the speed more and more. The passengers are terrorized by now. The
plane keeps increasing the speed but does not take off; it continues the run
but stays on the ground. The end of the runway gets closer and closer, and
in an explosion of general hysteria the passengers start screaming as if
they are possessed.

At that very moment the plane miraculously lifted off. The Pilot
calmly turns to the Co-pilot" and said:

Any day di passenger dem no scream....wi salt!!!

Greatis
May 7, 2004, 11:24 AM
I will not fly with Air Jamaica again ever :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

Skillachi
May 8, 2004, 12:13 AM
BOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAT HAAAAAAAAAARD
LOL jah know i goin start scream from early in planes mek the flight attendant dem tink me mad

RobyG
May 8, 2004, 10:24 AM
good one.... :icon_lol:

Tech_Guru
May 10, 2004, 11:53 AM
Got that from Mitchie I almost felt off my chair from laughing too hard...

Ropy
May 11, 2004, 12:46 PM
I need to pay close attention to the pilots the next time I travel. :p

Cocoa
June 11, 2005, 05:33 PM
I need to pay close attention to the pilots the next time I travel. :p
Me too. :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

Manu
June 11, 2005, 05:47 PM
As long as them can get me to wher eI'm going safely...I nuh care!

Cocoa
June 11, 2005, 06:03 PM
As long as them can get me to wher eI'm going safely...I nuh care! :icon_lol: yu serious? mi wouldn't waan no blind pilot fly mi still.

Manu
June 11, 2005, 06:38 PM
How would know....lol....as long as it go up and come down safely...and I'm intact....why complain? They could have a Llama flying it for all I care....as long as he can do the job!

Cocoa
June 11, 2005, 06:39 PM
How would know....lol....as long as it go up and come down safely...and I'm intact....why complain? They could have a Llama flying it for all I care....as long as he can do the job!I do a check on EVERY flight taken. :cool:

nuhsenutten
June 11, 2005, 09:31 PM
hahahahahahahahhhahah :rofl: :dwl: :dwl: :dwl:

LadyMC
June 11, 2005, 10:25 PM
LOL jah know i goin start scream from early in planes mek the flight attendant dem tink me mad
I agree..... Scream as loud as possible, just in case.

:icon_arro Manu
You wont know if they're capable until they land.... or crash. So I wish you all the best

Manu
June 11, 2005, 11:10 PM
:icon_arro Manu
You wont know if they're capable until they land.... or crash. So I wish you all the best

Oh well....such is life.....

Cocoa
June 11, 2005, 11:33 PM
Riskyyyyy........ :icon_redf

ramesh
June 11, 2005, 11:37 PM
I've heard this joke so many times. It still always makes me laugh!

jerry
August 11, 2005, 09:38 PM
LOL.... :dwl: good one, but how do they know when to land :eusa_thin?

sipariapie
August 17, 2005, 05:20 PM
****. and i going on vaction next week
lord have mercy

ramesh
August 17, 2005, 07:00 PM
Things are not far from the truth:
http://www.go-jamaica.com/cartoon/images/20050816.jpg