Chris
May 7, 2004, 11:02 AM
(got this one from Mitchie)
All passengers were in the gate area waiting for an Air Jamaica flight
to depart.
Suddenly the Co-pilot arrived, impeccably dressed in his uniform,
wearing dark glasses and with a white cane finding his way to the gate.
The airline flight attendant explained to the passengers, that although
he is blind, he is the best co-pilot in the company.
Later, the Pilot arrived, also impeccably dressed in his uniform, dark glasses and a white cane, and he is being assisted by two flight
attendants.
The Representative in charge at the waiting area assured all passengers
that although the Pilot is blind, he is the best pilot in the company, and
together with the Co-pilot, they make the best experienced team in the
cockpit.
With everyone on board, the plane start speeding on the runway,
increasing the speed more and more. The passengers are terrorized by now. The
plane keeps increasing the speed but does not take off; it continues the run
but stays on the ground. The end of the runway gets closer and closer, and
in an explosion of general hysteria the passengers start screaming as if
they are possessed.
At that very moment the plane miraculously lifted off. The Pilot
calmly turns to the Co-pilot" and said:
Any day di passenger dem no scream....wi salt!!!
All passengers were in the gate area waiting for an Air Jamaica flight
to depart.
Suddenly the Co-pilot arrived, impeccably dressed in his uniform,
wearing dark glasses and with a white cane finding his way to the gate.
The airline flight attendant explained to the passengers, that although
he is blind, he is the best co-pilot in the company.
Later, the Pilot arrived, also impeccably dressed in his uniform, dark glasses and a white cane, and he is being assisted by two flight
attendants.
The Representative in charge at the waiting area assured all passengers
that although the Pilot is blind, he is the best pilot in the company, and
together with the Co-pilot, they make the best experienced team in the
cockpit.
With everyone on board, the plane start speeding on the runway,
increasing the speed more and more. The passengers are terrorized by now. The
plane keeps increasing the speed but does not take off; it continues the run
but stays on the ground. The end of the runway gets closer and closer, and
in an explosion of general hysteria the passengers start screaming as if
they are possessed.
At that very moment the plane miraculously lifted off. The Pilot
calmly turns to the Co-pilot" and said:
Any day di passenger dem no scream....wi salt!!!