Old Harold

[ramesh]

Harold was an old man. He was sick and in the hospital. There was one young nurse that just drove him crazy. Every time she came in, she would talk to him like he was a little child. She would say in a patronizing tone of voice, "And how are we doing this morning, or are we ready for a bath, or are we hungry?" Old Harold had enough of this particular nurse.

One day, Old Harold had breakfast, pulled the juice off the tray, and put it on his bed side stand. He had been given a urine bottle to fill for testing. The juice was apple juice. So .. you know where the juice went! The nurse came in a little later, picked up the urine bottle and looked at it. "My, but it seems we are a little cloudy today ."

At this, Old Harold snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top, and drank it down, saying, "Well, I'll run it through again. Maybe I can filter it better this time."

The nurse fainted! . . Old Harold just smiled!

DON'T MESS WITH OLD PEOPLE!!!! | |

[Arch_Angel]

Yuck!! He drank from the urine bottle?? Yuck!! :eusa_sick

[nuhsenutten]

thats sick man ........really sick............................uugdgpfiudhFJD :icon_eek:

[shakeri]

and he couldnt think of any other way to get back at the nurse?!!!!!!!

[ramesh]

I don't think you guys read it properly. :)

[shakeri]

ramesh explain, let me see if its the same thing i understand from it.since u said we did not read it properly.

[ramesh]

Ok, the apple juice went into the urine bottle. Urine was not in the bottle. He drank the apple juice from the urine bottle. Comprende?

[Arch_Angel]

Ok, the apple juice went into the urine bottle. Urine was not in the bottle. He drank the apple juice from the urine bottle. Comprende?
I fully understood that. But would YOU drink from a urine bottle? I mean, there could be a possibility that they didn't wash it properly. Afterall they don't expect people to be drinking from it.

Yuck!!! :eusa_sick

[ramesh]

I fully understood that. But would YOU drink from a urine bottle? I mean, there could be a possibility that they didn't wash it properly. Afterall they don't expect people to be drinking from it.

Yuck!!! :eusa_sick LOL, well then I hope they did. I guess they have to clean it properly or else the results would not be valid............?

[AngelsKiss]

I fully understood that. But would YOU drink from a urine bottle? I mean, there could be a possibility that they didn't wash it properly. Afterall they don't expect people to be drinking from it.

Yuck!!! :eusa_sick
LOL...chances are they probably wash the urine bottle much better than they do the drinking glass since they don't want to have a mix up with some one else's urineto get a proper result.

[shakeri]

thats what i understood from it also ramesh. but i wouldnt drink from a urine bottle! every one is different.

[sammijo]

i think thats a good one ramesh lol lol lol. ......... i am really scared of old ppl

[sammijo]

i guess i get it now.........i think that old biddy is a really cclever one

[foxybrown]

Harold was an old man. He was sick and in the hospital. There was one young nurse that just drove him crazy. Every time she came in, she would talk to him like he was a little child. She would say in a patronizing tone of voice, "And how are we doing this morning, or are we ready for a bath, or are we hungry?" Old Harold had enough of this particular nurse.

One day, Old Harold had breakfast, pulled the juice off the tray, and put it on his bed side stand. He had been given a urine bottle to fill for testing. The juice was apple juice. So .. you know where the juice went! The nurse came in a little later, picked up the urine bottle and looked at it. "My, but it seems we are a little cloudy today ."

At this, Old Harold snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top, and drank it down, saying, "Well, I'll run it through again. Maybe I can filter it better this time."

The nurse fainted! . . Old Harold just smiled!

DON'T MESS WITH OLD PEOPLE!!!! | |

That's funny lol lol :icon_mrgr :D

[Cocoa]

I promise I'll be nicer next time. lol

[ramesh]

You'ld better be. I may be the patient!

[nuhsenutten]

lol...................................lol

[Dejavoux]

LOL Ya'll are crazy, urin cups are one use only. They are disposable never washed or reused

[Arch_Angel]

LOL Ya'll are crazy, urin cups are one use only. They are disposable never washed or reused
Oh whew. That's different then. lol