Rasta Logic....

[AngelsKiss]

A Jamaican Rasta Man and his Wife are in Court getting a divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child. The wife jumped up and said, "Your Honour. I brought the Child into this World with Pain and Labour. She should be in my Custody."

The Judge turns to the husband and says, "What do you have to say in the matter?" The Rasta-man sat for a while contemplating...then slowly rose. "Your Honour. If I man put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out, whose Pepsi is it...'I and I' or the machine's?"

[shakeri]

thats a good one AK! if i were the wife i would tell the ras that my body is no vending machine and his sperm is no dollar.so do not compare!

[nuhsenutten]

thats a new way to look at things............... :icon_eek:
but u can just imagine how di woman feel de now?


good one still Ak :D