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AngelsKiss
April 7, 2005, 12:50 PM
I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a package of condoms. There was a beautiful woman behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked, if I knew how to wear one.

I honestly answered, "No."

So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure.

I apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store. It was empty. She said, "Just a minute", and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it . She unhooked her bra and laid it aside and asked, "Do these excite you?"

Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was mumble and nod my head.

She then said, it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and laid down on a desk. "Well , come on", she said, "We don't have much time."

So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful that, unfortunately, I could not hold back and pow, I was done within a few minutes.

She looked at me and asked, "O.K., have you now learned how to use a condom?"

I smiled and said, "I sure have", and held up my thumb to show her.
foxybrown
April 7, 2005, 03:37 PM
lol lol lol thats cute ;)
Cocoa
April 7, 2005, 07:05 PM
lol :D that is funny.
nuhsenutten
April 7, 2005, 08:45 PM
hahahahaha.....................ooooops ....:)
Bahama Mama
April 8, 2005, 01:26 AM
Okay I normally get crude humour, but this one went over my head. What exactly did he do with his thumb? Did he do with his thumb what I think he did?
Arch_Angel
April 8, 2005, 03:15 AM
Okay I normally get crude humour, but this one went over my head. What exactly did he do with his thumb? Did he do with his thumb what I think he did?
No, it meant he put the condom on his thumb, while they went at it. Thinking that was the correct way of using it. (on his thumb)
Bahama Mama
April 8, 2005, 09:43 AM
No, it meant he put the condom on his thumb, while they went at it. Thinking that was the correct way of using it. (on his thumb)


Thanks for clearing that up. That boy is seriously misguided.
Greatis
April 19, 2005, 06:34 PM
hmmm that dude needs help real bad.
virus_ncu
April 19, 2005, 09:27 PM
i am sure he is not dumb. he did it on purpose. however that one was sweeet funny.