Jamaican Father

[Bahama Mama]

I was sent this and found it funny, thought many of you here would enjoy it!


A young Jamaican father-to-be
awakened the village doctor in the middle of the night saying "Doc!
Doc!
Come fas nuh! Is muh wife man! She water dun brek man! She bout to born
de chile!" The doctor came over and told the father "Hold de lamp
higher! Hold de lamp higher nuh!" The father obliged, and behold, a
baby's cry was soon heard.
The father cried out: "Praise de Lard! A boy! I's de proud fadduh of A
baby boy!" The doctor again told the father, "Hold de lamp higher! Hold
de lamp highernuh man!". The father again complied, and to be sure,
another cry was heard.The father excitedly proclaimed: "Is twins!! I
got
twins! I's doubly blessed! Glory be to God!"
The doctor instructed, "Hold de lamp higher! Hold de lamp higher nuh!"
Sure enough, a THIRD cry was heard!
The father, somewhat subdued, in a nervous tone, muttered, "Oh. Thank
ya
Jesus." The doctor repeated, "Hold de lamp higher!. Hold de lamp higher
nuh man!", and a short while yet a FOURTH cry was heard. The father
said
nothing, being lost in deep thought. The doctor for a fifth time
commanded "Hold de lamp higher man!
Hold the lamp higher nuh!" The father then asked; "Doc, yuh tink maybe
is de light dat attractin' dem?"

[nuhsenutten]

o my .....must be the light ..........there is no other explanation ........lol

good joke friend