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AngelsKiss
April 13, 2005, 04:27 PM
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check it out. So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time.

When he returned, he told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not."

God thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion." So God called another angel and sent her to Earth for a time too. When the angel returned she went to God and said, "Yes, it's true. The Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good."

God was not pleased, so He decided to E-mail the 5% who were good, because He wanted to encourage them. Give them a little something to help them keep going.

Do you know what the E-mail said?
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Just wondering. I didn't get one either.

ramesh
April 13, 2005, 09:51 PM
I didn't get the email either. What does that mean??????? :(

Chicokid
April 13, 2005, 11:14 PM
Maybe it went to the junk folder ;)

Bahama Mama
April 13, 2005, 11:19 PM
Maybe it went to the junk folder ;)

lol :D .
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nuhsenutten
April 14, 2005, 07:58 AM
things not looking good for us here ppl....chicko kid....u might b right :lol_icon:

Arch_Angel
April 14, 2005, 12:54 PM
Oh I got the email. But it said I mustn't share it with you guys who didn't get it. :p

Greatis
April 18, 2005, 09:43 PM
hmmm I got an email. Let me go read it. :D

Gwadinka
April 19, 2005, 06:43 AM
Oh that was that email written in a strange language by a guy called G.thus shizzle my nizzle O.D

Gwadinka
April 19, 2005, 06:44 AM
IT WENT TO THE FOLDER!!!!!!!Do you think I'm not in the good part anymore because of that?

virus_ncu
April 19, 2005, 11:23 AM
i got an email, it says, "Congratulations you have won a trip to Italy. Reply with you full name, social security number, credit card number and home address. And we will send you a plane ticket. Your card will not be charged, honestly! It’s just to verify your age. - from God"

ramesh
April 19, 2005, 11:47 AM
Darn, I don't have a Social Security Number. I guess I don't get to go. :(

Cocoa
April 19, 2005, 05:28 PM
I am lost. :confused:

Greatis
April 19, 2005, 06:05 PM
I am lost. :confused:

Aint that a little regular? :rolleyes:

Cocoa
April 19, 2005, 10:34 PM
Aint that a little regular? :rolleyes:
:icon_evil facety :eusa_snoo :rolleyes:

AngelsKiss
April 20, 2005, 07:53 AM
Aint that a little regular? :rolleyes:
LMBO...I thought the same thing too :icon_mrgr

Cocoa
April 20, 2005, 08:20 AM
LMBO...I thought the same thing too :icon_mrgrI won't talk to you ever again...... :eusa_sile :eusa_whis

nuhsenutten
April 20, 2005, 08:47 AM
unnu leave her alone ............... :icon_eek: .................................................. .................................................. ...............................................is not her fault :eusa_thin

shakeri
April 20, 2005, 12:24 PM
i got an email and it said "BLESS YOU MY WISE AND OBEDIENT SERVANT.YOUR REWARD WILL BE GREAT IN HEAVEN." it also said"GO AND PROPHICY UNTO THOSE WHICH ARE NOT FOLLOWING THE STRAIGHT AND NARROW WAY,FOR IF THEY DO NOT CHANGE THEIR EVIL WAYS THEIR END SHALL BE BITTER."

Arch_Angel
April 20, 2005, 01:01 PM
i got an email and it said "BLESS YOU MY WISE AND OBEDIENT SERVANT.YOUR REWARD WILL BE GREAT IN HEAVEN." it also said"GO AND PROPHICY UNTO THOSE WHICH ARE NOT FOLLOWING THE STRAIGHT AND NARROW WAY,FOR IF THEY DO NOT CHANGE THEIR EVIL WAYS THEIR END SHALL BE BITTER."
Hmm, we must not have gotten the same email. hmmm :eusa_thin

virus_ncu
April 20, 2005, 03:38 PM
is god sending different emails? or there are different gods?
ive gotten so may email from god. how do i know which one is real.

ramesh
April 20, 2005, 04:08 PM
Mine was signed, "Bringer of Light, The Morning-Star" and with a big "L."

Cocoa
April 20, 2005, 05:01 PM
is god sending different emails? or there are different gods?
ive gotten so may email from god. how do i know which one is real.In light of the face that I am still lost. :icon_redf ....I recommend to read the BIBLE, that is the very direct message from GOD himself instead of some emails, Virus. :eusa_pray

distin
May 18, 2007, 10:37 AM
but i did not get an email??????? wats does that mean?????:icon_frow:icon_cry::icon_ques:(:(: