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kid fuzz
April 15, 2005, 04:24 PM
NAME: Bobo Dread Amaka Baka Fari
AGE: Rasta nuh count birtday

DATE OF BIRTH: Mi sey Rasta nuh deal wid dem tings deh man

ADDRESS: Up inna di hill dung a Wesmorlan

TEL. NO.: I man Doan participate ina di Babylan system

MARITAL STATUS: SINGLE/MARRIED/NO. OF CHILDREN: I an I is a single married man wid nuff queen an 21 likkle soljas a run bout di island

OCCUPATION: Sell Jelly coknat pan Spanish Town Rd. and weed outta mi Kitchen winda

COMPANY NAME: I man noh keep company, yuh noh seet.

PRESENT POSITION: Mi like di Lizzad lap and back-shat posishan but mi open to any adda posishan...yah nuh seet.
AVERAGE MONTHLY INCOME: Depends pan di season and di demans fi di weed..some time bizniss slow an ting

CREDIT REFERENCE: Mor Fyah! I man noh deal wid credit. Strickly up front dallas a do it

UNSECURED OVERDRAFT LIMIT: A wha dat. Weh di I noh chat English?

SECURED OVERDRAFT LIMIT: Mi sey yuh fi chat english!!!

PERSONAL LOAN AMOUNT: Yuh waan si, Tony owe mi bout 40 gran from bout 3 mont now.. A gwine buss up him face when a buck im up

MONTHLY PAYMENT: Ask Tony cause a monts now mi nuh si nat a cent fram im

NO. OF MONTHLY PAYMENT OUTSTANDING: Is wha do dis ooman doah eeh? Yuh def? Yuh com back a ask di same foolishness? Mi seh Tony nuh pay mi back nat a cent a mi money yet, so all a it outstanding.

MORTGAGE LOAN AMOUNT: Sistren, mi naah lie. Mi nuh pay margage fi mi zinc shed..is I man buil dat pan kapcha lan

MONTHLY PAYMENT: Yuh com back a ask di same foolishness again?

NO. OF MONTHLY PAYMENT OUTSTANDING: Is wha do dis wooman dowe eeh? MI SEY TONY NOH PAY MI MONEY YET!!

THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER. APPLICATION FOR LOAN DENIED: GUH WEH!!! ..Unnuh hypocrite an Sadomite unu! .......Fyah bun fi unnuh! Mi Bobo Dread Amaka Baka Fari seh dat. Guh weh!!!