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ramesh
April 29, 2005, 09:43 AM
THE BRIDGE

A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer.

Suddenly, the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming
voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful
to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

The man said, "Wow! Thanks. Build a bridge to Hawaii so I
can drive over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of
the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports
down to the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would
take! It will nearly exhaust every natural resource I have made.

I can do it, but it's hard for me to justify your desire for
worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something
that would honor and glorify me."

The man thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said,
"Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know
how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me
the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she
says 'Nothing's wrong', and how I can make that woman truly
happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

Greatis
April 29, 2005, 08:32 PM
Now that's what I am talking about.

Gwadinka
April 30, 2005, 08:28 AM
LOL :D ;) But it must really be a man's joke..........What is so complicated about women? Anyway it's a really good one. :D :p

Puffy
April 30, 2005, 02:25 PM
where is everybody at. everytime i come everybody gone

Chicokid
April 30, 2005, 02:27 PM
i'm here still

Great "linking" joke...get it ;)

Puffy
April 30, 2005, 02:35 PM
whats up chicokid? its been a while since i am here.

how have it been in here. i can see that you are not from jamaica. how is it in grenada

Chicokid
April 30, 2005, 03:10 PM
how have it been in here. i can see that you are not from jamaica. how is it in grenada

Grenada's nice as it always been. Going through the rebuilding process.

Why not try re introducing yourself to everyone HERE (http://www.caribyard.com/forums/showthread.php?p=15353#post15353) :)