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AngelsKiss
May 3, 2005, 08:48 AM
One day a policeman was directing traffic and every minute this mad man run come up to him and say, "Officer, wha time yu have".

So the police keep running him and say, " Yu naa go no way, so stop ask mi di time".

But the madman keep on coming back, so the police get fed up and say, "Ah 2:30"

So the mad man say to the police, "When a 3 o'clock come suck out mi BATTY ". http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_6_8.gif

Di police get vex and start run dung di mad man wid him batten. So di mad man lost him up round a corner beside Missa Chin shop.

So di police ask Missa Chin if him see a mad man run pass ya.

Missa Chin say,"No, but a wha him do yu now?"

Di police say, "Him no see me a direct me traffic round so and come talk bout say when a 3 o'clock mi fi come suck out him batty"

So Missa Chin look pan him watch and say, "But nu jus 10 minutes to 3 now, What happen, yu caan wait!!!"


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Chicokid
May 3, 2005, 08:21 PM
ROFLMAO :icon_lol: :D

Kirby
August 26, 2005, 12:20 PM
:rofl: :rotflm: :jestera:

virus_ncu
August 26, 2005, 08:27 PM
Da one de Hard. LOL :dwl: Lmfbrcao