AngelsKiss
May 3, 2005, 09:09 PM
Have you been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, "Surely I can't look that old?" Just read this one...
I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago. Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.
After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Lawton Senior High School. "Yes. Yes, I did. I'm a Wolverine." He gleamed with pride.
"When did you graduate?" I asked. He answered, "In 1962. Why do you ask?"
"You were in my class!" I exclaimed.
He looked at me closely. Then, that ugly..., old..., wrinkled...son-of-a-***** asked, "What did you teach?"
I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago. Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.
After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Lawton Senior High School. "Yes. Yes, I did. I'm a Wolverine." He gleamed with pride.
"When did you graduate?" I asked. He answered, "In 1962. Why do you ask?"
"You were in my class!" I exclaimed.
He looked at me closely. Then, that ugly..., old..., wrinkled...son-of-a-***** asked, "What did you teach?"