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nuhsenutten
May 13, 2005, 12:15 PM
Beautiful?

There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, “You're beautiful!” and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side. A couple minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said “You're cute!” Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of “beautiful” it was “cute.” She said “What happened to ‘beautiful’? His reply was “The drugs are wearing off!”
Arch_Angel
May 13, 2005, 12:18 PM
Haha. Ahh bwoy! Good one.

By the way, is the mis-spelling of beautiful in the title, part of the joke or did you really mis-spell it? ;)
ramesh
May 13, 2005, 12:21 PM
You can't expect better from a lawyer. ;)
Leina
May 13, 2005, 12:50 PM
dear lord what a man awful mi wud a give him a lick him fall right into a coma
Manu
May 13, 2005, 04:32 PM
LOL....I thought you women wanted your men to be honest....:icon_mrgr
Leina
May 13, 2005, 04:57 PM
LOL....I thought you women wanted your men to be honest....:icon_mrgr
supposed the woman is actually beautiful we caa know but him wud be stupid fi married to an ugly/ cute woman
Manu
May 13, 2005, 05:06 PM
Wait.....when since ugly can be prepared to cute? Suppose he was drunk and she got pregnant for him? We don't know the circumstances but ugly can't be compared to cute man....it just means she has a more youthful look to her:p
Leina
May 13, 2005, 05:24 PM
Wait.....when since ugly can be prepared to cute? Suppose he was drunk and she got pregnant for him? We don't know the circumstances but ugly can't be compared to cute man....it just means she has a more youthful look to her:p
if that is the case den good men love think with their other brain too much
Manu
May 13, 2005, 05:32 PM
if that is the case den good men love think with their other brain too much

i didn't know we had another brain. Does that make us twice as smart? Or twice as dumb?
AngelsKiss
May 13, 2005, 05:43 PM
i didn't know we had another brain. Does that make us twice as smart? Or twice as dumb?
LMBO, that's a very good response :)
Chicokid
May 13, 2005, 07:09 PM
See what drugs do to people....give people false images of others.

STAY AWAY FROM DRUGS :icon_mrgr
nuhsenutten
May 13, 2005, 10:26 PM
mi kinda mis_spell it :eusa_shhh
Cocoa
May 14, 2005, 12:37 AM
mi kinda mis_spell it :eusa_shhh :icon_lol: sometimes thinking how you speel no good.
Manu
May 14, 2005, 01:25 AM
:icon_lol: sometimes thinking how you speel no good.

Now was that a mistake on your part? I think not:eusa_naug
Master E
May 14, 2005, 04:20 AM
Crazy people do crazy things
http://www.wheelsjamaica.com/wheels_forum/Smileys/default/risatona.gif
At least di man Honest
Cocoa
May 14, 2005, 11:54 AM
Now was that a mistake on your part? I think not:eusa_naug
Louw mi ....:rolleyes:
Manu
May 14, 2005, 03:42 PM
Cho man cocoa....yu nuh use to mi yet?!
Cocoa
May 14, 2005, 03:49 PM
Cho man cocoa....yu nuh use to mi yet?!
NO :icon_excl :icon_excl :D