Chris
May 17, 2004, 07:48 PM
Jonsey buy a donkey from Ramsingh, an old farmer pardner, for $300.00. Ramsingh agree to deliver the donkey the next day.
Next day, Ramsingh drive up and say, " sorry Jonsey but ah have some bad news. De donkey dead."
"Well gie me back me money."
"Worse news boy, ah went and spen it ahreddy."
"OK den, just unload de donkey."
"Wha yuh go do wid him ?", Ramsingh ask.
"You doh worry. I go raffle him."
"yuh cyan raffle a dead donkey. Yuh mad or what."
"who say so? Yuh makin joke. Watch. I ent tellin nobody he dead"
A month later Ramsingh bounce up Jonsey in de market. "Jonsey, wha happen wit yuh dead donkey?"
"boy ah raffle him off nuh. Ah sell 500 tickets at five dollars, an rake in $2,500.00"
"Nobody eh make noise?"
"Only de fella who win. So ah gie him back he five dollars"
Next day, Ramsingh drive up and say, " sorry Jonsey but ah have some bad news. De donkey dead."
"Well gie me back me money."
"Worse news boy, ah went and spen it ahreddy."
"OK den, just unload de donkey."
"Wha yuh go do wid him ?", Ramsingh ask.
"You doh worry. I go raffle him."
"yuh cyan raffle a dead donkey. Yuh mad or what."
"who say so? Yuh makin joke. Watch. I ent tellin nobody he dead"
A month later Ramsingh bounce up Jonsey in de market. "Jonsey, wha happen wit yuh dead donkey?"
"boy ah raffle him off nuh. Ah sell 500 tickets at five dollars, an rake in $2,500.00"
"Nobody eh make noise?"
"Only de fella who win. So ah gie him back he five dollars"