Chinese Proverbs

[Leina]

:eusa_thin this isn't much of a joke but it is food for thought




Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man who run in front of car get tired.



Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.



Man who scratch *** should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.



Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.



Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.



It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.



Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.



Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.



Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

Man that cooks carrots and pees in same pot, very unsanitary.

[Chicokid]

hmm...do some men try to eat soup with chopsticks :rolleyes:

[nuhsenutten]

hey good gosh............tell u bout chiney ppl :eusa_wall :icon_lol:

[Greatis]

Haha this is hilarious this should be in the funny bone.

[Manu]

Yea...thats some funny stuff....

Mr. Wong left on a business trip. While he was away, Mrs. Wong had an affair. He came back and found that Mrs. Wong was pregnant. After the baby was born, Mr. wong looked at the baby and said "Two Wongs don't make a white"...so he named the baby Sum Ting Wong!



hope I got it right!

[Greatis]

haha You sure got it Whoite Manu. :D

[Leina]

Yea...thats some funny stuff....

Mr. Wong left on a business trip. While he was away, Mrs. Wong had an affair. He came back and found that Mrs. Wong was pregnant. After the baby was born, Mr. wong looked at the baby and said "Two Wongs don't make a white"...so he named the baby Sum Ting Wong!



hope I got it right!

you most definately did sum ting did wong fi tru

[dtgo]

:eusa_thin
seem a so it go fi true

[Ricky]

:eusa_thin this isn't much of a joke but it is food for thought






Man who scratch *** should not bite fingernails.

Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.


Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.


It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.



Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.



Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.



Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

Man that cooks carrots and pees in same pot, very unsanitary.

:icon_lol: :icon_lol: These are hilarious, ha, ha.