Dem come back wid flashlight fi InI

[Cocoa]

A “dread” was living in rural Jamaica in a community that had no
electricity supply.

One evening he was reading his Bible (Macabee version) and meditating,
assisted by lighting from a bedside lamp (Home Sweet Home), but was
bothered by the constant nuisance of some mosquitoes.
He could bear it no longer so he decided to cover up under his sheet in
bed, but it was useless as the mosquitoes kept biting him on his ears
through the sheet.

He got up and blew out the lamp and went back under the sheets, hoping
that the mosquitoes would not be able to bother him if they could not
see him.
The Mosquitoes did not bite him for a few minutes giving the “dread”
hope that his so-called plan had worked out perfectly. He was only
hearing the constant “humming’ of them flying around in the room.

It was getting real hot under the sheets, so the “dread” decided that
he would take off the sheet as it was too dark for the mosquitoes to see
him now.
When he removed the sheets, lay on his back and looked up in the
ceiling, he saw a ‘peenie wallie’ (Firefly) flying around.

The “dread” shouted out “Baxcova!!!!! DEM CUM BACK WID FLASHLIGHT FI
I AND I!!”

[Leina]

A “dread” was living in rural Jamaica in a community that had no
electricity supply.

One evening he was reading his Bible (Macabee version) and meditating,
assisted by lighting from a bedside lamp (Home Sweet Home), but was
bothered by the constant nuisance of some mosquitoes.
He could bear it no longer so he decided to cover up under his sheet in
bed, but it was useless as the mosquitoes kept biting him on his ears
through the sheet.

He got up and blew out the lamp and went back under the sheets, hoping
that the mosquitoes would not be able to bother him if they could not
see him.
The Mosquitoes did not bite him for a few minutes giving the “dread”
hope that his so-called plan had worked out perfectly. He was only
hearing the constant “humming’ of them flying around in the room.

It was getting real hot under the sheets, so the “dread” decided that
he would take off the sheet as it was too dark for the mosquitoes to see
him now.
When he removed the sheets, lay on his back and looked up in the
ceiling, he saw a ‘peenie wallie’ (Firefly) flying around.

The “dread” shouted out “Baxcova!!!!! DEM CUM BACK WID FLASHLIGHT FI
I AND I!!”

lol lawd gwad him did well bushified no man dat deh dread a di living sample

[nuhsenutten]

:icon_lol: maskita dem UPGRADING.......lol hehehehehehehehehehe :icon_lol:

[Manu]

LOL.....flashlight. If him did live a portmore...all him woulda haffi do is lock him grill....lol!!!

[virus_ncu]

haha, LOL, that one de tufff.
@ Manu, yow mi hear se one did get stuck ina 1 of the grills.

[Manu]

haha, LOL, that one de tufff.
@ Manu, yow mi hear se one did get stuck ina 1 of the grills.

him actually fit...fi go stuck???:icon_eek:

[Arch_Angel]

haha, LOL, that one de tufff.
@ Manu, yow mi hear se one did get stuck ina 1 of the grills.
Wow. Portmore people have some very small holed grills. Are they durable?

[Manu]

Small Grills??? You mean some BIG MOSQUITOES.....
they don't bite you....they eat you alive:icon_eek:

[virus_ncu]

a naa lie still. a go to a church over portmore and one bite me through mi big thick Jacket.

[Cocoa]

A wonda why uno a talk bout mi City?

[Master E]

Dwl ha ha ha ha ha
Okay I need to regain control of myself

[virus_ncu]

so Cocoa, you never come across the monster them, or a long time you left? a want you fi know say the masquito them evolve.

[dtgo]

nice , nice not the first ive heard it but nice:D

[Cocoa]

so Cocoa, you never come across the monster them, or a long time you left? a want you fi know say the masquito them evolve. :rolleyes: i know there are mosquitoes every where in JA..why label mi cicty? :rolleyes:

[virus_ncu]

is like u dont know whats going on in there. of course there is mosquito all over Ja but portmore one them evolving.

[Manu]

You haffi lick them bout 5 time before them dead (no lie)....

[Master E]

uno a talk bout big masquito, Spanish town have the Stealth version fast like bullet, (mussy train wid Gunshot) and never you go out when di place dark dem nyam yuh alive mek it worse a some tiny sinting dem weh bite yuh feel it couple days well.
Then yuh got Linstead version, Persitent is their moto yuh kill one 6 more come back kill di six 12 more attack dem not even know weh name BUG OFF! (masquito repelant) but Cayman's masquito is the most annoying of all dem all, Even inna broad day lite dem a pess yuh enna di hot hot mid day sun.

[Kirby]

This Thrd for some reason mad me laugh alot...