Case Of The Pregnant Lady

[nuhsenutten]

A lady about eight months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the
man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to
another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she
moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth
move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver
and he had the man arrested. The case came up in court. The
judge asked the man(about 20) what he had to say for himself.
The
man replied, "Well, your Honor, it was like this.When the lady
got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She
sat under a sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are coming"
and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,
"Slogan's Liniment will reduce the swelling" and I had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a sign that said, "William's Big
Stick Did the Trick" and I could hardly contain myself. BUT,
your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign
that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this
Accident...I just lost it."
CASE DISMISSED

[Manu]

LOL....really fun. Ever heard the one about the indian family?

A young indian went to his mother one day and asked "Mommy...why is my little sister Moon Flower?" His mother replied "because she was conceived out in the garden on a clear, beautiful night in summer." He pondered for awhile....taking all what his mother had said....then he asked again...."so mommy...why is my big brother called Rolling Thunder?" His replied "because your father and I were making love during a while and vicious thunderstorm the night he was conceived". The little boy scratched his head....and started to ponder. His mother noticed and looked at him and said "so why all the questions Torn Rubber?"

[Ricky]

LOL....really fun. Ever heard the one about the indian family?

A young indian went to his mother one day and asked "Mommy...why is my little sister Moon Flower?" His mother replied "because she was conceived out in the garden on a clear, beautiful night in summer." He pondered for awhile....taking all what his mother had said....then he asked again...."so mommy...why is my big brother called Rolling Thunder?" His replied "because your father and I were making love during a while and vicious thunderstorm the night he was conceived". The little boy scratched his head....and started to ponder. His mother noticed and looked at him and said "so why all the questions Torn Rubber?"

:dwl: :dwl: THAT WAS WHACK!