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AngelsKiss
June 1, 2005, 09:36 PM
A man walks past a beggar every day and gives him $10 and that continues for a year. Then suddenly the daily donation changes to $7.50.

"Well," the beggar thinks, "it's still better than nothing." A year passes in this way until the man's daily donation suddenly becomes $5. "What's going on now?" the beggar asks his donor. "First you give me $10 every day, then $7.50 and now only $5. What's the problem?"

"Well," the man says, "last year my eldest son went to university. It's very expensive, so I had to cut costs. This year my eldest daughter also went to university, so I had to cut my expenses even further."

"And how many children do you have?" the beggar asks. "Four," the man replies. "Well," says the beggar, "I hope you don't plan to educate them all at my expense."

Manu
June 1, 2005, 09:50 PM
LOL......lol.....oh dear....sounds so true???

nuhsenutten
June 2, 2005, 03:54 AM
dats y some ppl dont give them money they think u owe them...........but this guy funny as hell.....damn a wha him feel like? :rotflm:

Ricky
June 2, 2005, 06:41 PM
:dwl: :dwl: Man de nerve a dat de beggar deh!!!

LadyMC
June 2, 2005, 06:56 PM
Jah kno :dwl: How di man fi do dat?

Use the beggar money fi send him pickney ah school. The nerve :eusa_naug
Just think is the beggar income dat, how him fi live


:dwl:

Ricky
June 2, 2005, 07:05 PM
Jah kno :dwl: How di man fi do dat?

Use the beggar money fi send him pickney ah school. The nerve :eusa_naug
Just think is the beggar income dat, how him fi live


:dwl:

De man lucky de beggar neva ask him so wha bout fi mi pickney dem? :dwl:

LadyMC
June 2, 2005, 07:10 PM
De man lucky de beggar neva ask him so wha bout fi mi pickney dem?


All dat. Di man did jus' mean.

Ricky
June 2, 2005, 07:21 PM
All dat. Di man did jus' mean.

:dwl: :dwl: Trust me still AK just have de sweet joke dem