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nuhsenutten
June 4, 2005, 11:09 PM
Adam was talking to his friend at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday - she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stuck."
His friend said, "I have an idea! Why don't you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled." Adam decided to to his friend's advice.

The next day at the bar his friend said, "Well? Did you take my suggestion?"

"Yes, I did," Adam replied.

"Did she like it?"

"Oh yes! she jumped up , thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out the door, yelling "I'll be back in an hour!!"

Manu
June 4, 2005, 11:21 PM
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I don't get it :eusa_eh:
J/k

Cocoa
June 4, 2005, 11:28 PM
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I don't get it :eusa_eh:
J/kAdam's wife went out to some other man to have her 60 minutes. :icon_lol:

acidblade
June 4, 2005, 11:29 PM
a eediat thing that :dwl: :eusa_snoo

Manu
June 5, 2005, 01:19 AM
Adam's wife went out to some other man to have her 60 minutes. :icon_lol:


I know Cocoa....was just giving trouble. You never see the "j/k"?
It means "Just kidding"

Greatis
June 5, 2005, 11:12 AM
hmmm she couldn't come back ina my house

Ricky
June 5, 2005, 01:25 PM
Real eddiot ting. Adam nah gwaan good!!! :) :(

distin
May 17, 2007, 01:19 PM
:haha: :haha: :hysteria: :dwl: :rofl: :rotflm:

RachieBabie
May 17, 2007, 01:21 PM
ok ... tht was funi..lol

jamerican
May 17, 2007, 01:24 PM
lol..........................