learning to fly

[nuhsenutten]

Two guys die in a car accident and an angel descends from heaven.
"I am to give you your wings so you can fly to heaven. But if you think one dirty thought or act out one dirty act your wings will fall off." So they fly to heaven without any trouble but when they get there the first guy sees a naked woman walk by so his wings falll off. When he bends over to pick them up the second guy's wings fall off.

[Arch_Angel]

That is some warped kind of heaven. Must be a man made heaven where naked woman roam the streets. If that's the case then dirty thoughts would be allowed. But then again, where would the gay guy go?

Ok, I guess this is a joke that doesn't carry much sensibility with it. Let me stop think too hard. lol :p

[Manu]

Aren't we gonna be naked in Heaven? Just don't think there will be room for perversion of thought....hence gay thoughts...not necessarily gays!

[dyllon]

Aren't we gonna be naked in Heaven? Just don't think there will be room for perversion of thought....hence gay thoughts...not necessarily gays!

Not necessarily gays??? NONE WHATSOEVER!

Sorry, this isn't the thread 4 that discussion....................

[Arch_Angel]

Aren't we gonna be naked in Heaven? Just don't think there will be room for perversion of thought....hence gay thoughts...not necessarily gays!
Eh? I don't think so. Yu tink seh Jesus walking up there naked? Wid brother Moses and Fadda Abraham? You don't see in the Bible that Jesus dressed in white? :D

lol @ dyllon.

[dyllon]

Eh? I don't think so. Yu tink seh Jesus walking up there naked? Wid brother Moses and Fadda Abraham? You don't see in the Bible that Jesus dressed in white? :D

U make a good point, but u never know wat's possible, c u there, the we can discuss this a bit futher..... :eusa_pray

[Manu]

Eh? I don't think so. Yu tink seh Jesus walking up there naked? Wid brother Moses and Fadda Abraham? You don't see in the Bible that Jesus dressed in white? :D

lol @ dyllon.

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Ok....if I remember correctly...it is the knowledge of sin that made us think we're naked so I would imagine that the original plan....i.e.....the ideal plan....is that we remain naked. We won't have perversion of thought so it won't look inappropriate to us up there. It'll be very much the norm.

When I said "not necessarily gays" I meant that, I don't mean that gays won't make it to heaven. Being gay is a perversion of the mind. So people who are gay on earth will make it to heaven....some of them....but they won't be gay in heaven because they won't be perverted. Also, I'm not sure where I saw this, but we won't live like husband and wife in heaven....no sex or nothing like that. So all these attractions to the flesh, which could lead to lust, will not be there!

On with the thread!

[Xenocrates]

:icon_arro Manu

We will not be naked. We will be clothed in white. It's in several chapters in Revelation. I'm surprised you needed to ask.

[Cocoa]

I know we will be change from mortal to immortality so just like in days of the garden of Eden where Adam and Eve didn't knew they were naked until they sinned, I think so it will be.

Anyway, this is just a joke.....and gay jokes I don't find funny. Sorry.

[Manu]

:icon_arro Manu

We will not be naked. We will be clothed in white. It's in several chapters in Revelation. I'm surprised you needed to ask.

Don't know much of my bible Xeno....I was just deducting logic.

[Bahama Mama]

I have heard this joke before but not in the setting of heaven? As far as the place called heaven, what its like, if it even exist. who will go there, mmmm I think someone should start another thread on that.