AngelsKiss
June 7, 2005, 08:28 PM
A woman walked into a Lexus dealership to browse, and spotted the most beautiful, perfectly "loaded" Lexus. She walked over to inspect it more closely.
As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little burst of flatulence escaped her. Very embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed. There, standing right behind her was a salesman. With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madame.
How may we help you today?" Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing had happened, she smiled back and asked, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"
Still smiling pleasantly, the salesman replied, "Madame, I am very sorry but this car may not be the one for you?
Sounding indignant the woman replied, ?And just why might that be???
Well, Madame, if you farted just touching it you're gonna s h i t when you hear the price.
As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little burst of flatulence escaped her. Very embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed. There, standing right behind her was a salesman. With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madame.
How may we help you today?" Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing had happened, she smiled back and asked, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"
Still smiling pleasantly, the salesman replied, "Madame, I am very sorry but this car may not be the one for you?
Sounding indignant the woman replied, ?And just why might that be???
Well, Madame, if you farted just touching it you're gonna s h i t when you hear the price.