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AngelsKiss
June 8, 2004, 12:42 PM
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day, while his wife stayed home.

He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed...

"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in (8) hours... while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for (a day). Amen.

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.

The next morning, sure enough... the man awoke as a woman.

He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the check book.

He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. It was already 1 P.M. So, he made the beds, did the laundry, vacuumed, dusted, sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.

At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.

After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed.

At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love.. which he managed to
get through without complaint.

The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said, "Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my
wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied,

"My son, I feel you have learned your lesson, and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night."

Greatis
June 8, 2004, 07:38 PM
that's a good lesson

Chris
June 8, 2004, 07:51 PM
Trust me, I don't need to go through an experience like that to learn that lesson. I've learned it a long time now ;)

Arch_Angel
June 10, 2004, 04:15 AM
Ok wait up one minute there. The following lists of things he had to do in that day doesn't make sense:

- picked up the dry cleaning
- took it to the cleaners
- stopped at the bank to make a deposit
- went grocery shopping
- paid the bills
- balanced the check book
- cleaned the cat's litter box
- bathed the dog
- vacuumed
- dusted
- sweep and mop the kitchen floor

If he had to do all this, within 1 day, that sounds like the WIFE wasn't doing HER job. If she was, then:

- the clothes wouldn't have to go to the cleaners, because they went already
- the deposit would have been made
- the groceries would have been bought
- the bills would have been paid
- the books would have been balanced
- the cat litter would have been clean
- the dog would have been bathed
- the place would have been vacuumed
- the place would have been dusted
- and the kitchen floor already swept and mopped.

If he had so much work to do, she wasn't doing her job. :P

Cocoa
March 28, 2005, 09:40 AM
CHo man Arch..you thinking too much.

Good joke. :)

nuhsenutten
March 29, 2005, 05:02 AM
:icon_lol: thats one lesson i think i wouldnt wanna learn :icon_lol: ;)

Xenocrates
May 30, 2005, 02:52 AM
Arch does have a point... :eusa_thin

Arch_Angel
May 30, 2005, 10:10 AM
Arch does have a point... :eusa_thin
Thank you Xeno! :D

chany86
May 30, 2005, 10:45 AM
If he had to do all this, within 1 day, that sounds like the WIFE wasn't doing HER job. If she was, then:

- the clothes wouldn't have to go to the cleaners, because they went already
- the deposit would have been made
- the groceries would have been bought
- the bills would have been paid
- the books would have been balanced
- the cat litter would have been clean
- the dog would have been bathed
- the place would have been vacuumed
- the place would have been dusted
- and the kitchen floor already swept and mopped.

If he had so much work to do, she wasn't doing her job. :P

The wife's response:

I always do my job!!

- last night u came in with stains all over ure Jacket and pants, and the children had a football match (grass stains) had to get rid of them pronto
- come on!! Days of Our lives dida gwaan!!
- ha! not when u eat like a horse! plus our dog, Bruno had a random raid on the pantry
-the cable bill, light bill and the "feed the children" bill came yestiday evning
- balance the books?! that was always ure job!!
- the puss had a sleep over (don't ask how Tom, heathcliffe and garfield got in the house)
- u see, my husband doesnt listen, didnt i tell u the dog raided the pantry (he was a mess after he punctured the can of chilli and rolled in the lasco!)
- the cat's party was wild. litter was every where hun
- hello, remember is Portmore wi live, dust blow err day
- listen i explained the situation about Bruno already
- PLUS u didnt teake the birth control pill yesterday

oh hunny ure pregnant...again!
im thrilled!! :icon_eek:

<smiles>
that was a funny joke however, and a good come back AA.

Manu
May 30, 2005, 11:32 AM
What the???? LOL....good thing I'm liberal!