nuhsenutten
June 30, 2005, 04:22 AM
One day, a little boy asks his father what the difference is between 'technically' and 'reality.'
"Son, I won't tell you the dictionary definition in fear that it will confuse you. But to help you out, I'll give you something to do. Go ask your mother if she will sleep with a bum for $1,000,000 and ask your sister is she'll sleep with the garbageman for the same amountand ask your brother if he'll do it for the same amount So, the little boy goes up to his mom.
"Mommy, would you ever sleep with a bum for $1,000,000?"
"You bet your @ss I would!" exclaims the mother. So the little boy goes up to his sister's bedroom.
"Hey sis, would you sleep with the girl for $1,000,000?"
"I sure would!" exclaims his sister.
"Hey bro, would u sleep with a man for $1,000,000?" ]
"yeah i would dude"
"Dad, Dad! Mom and sis both said they would. What does that mean?"
"Well, son," the father says. "Technically, we're millionares but in reality we live with a potential whore....a lesbian anda ba**yman
"Son, I won't tell you the dictionary definition in fear that it will confuse you. But to help you out, I'll give you something to do. Go ask your mother if she will sleep with a bum for $1,000,000 and ask your sister is she'll sleep with the garbageman for the same amountand ask your brother if he'll do it for the same amount So, the little boy goes up to his mom.
"Mommy, would you ever sleep with a bum for $1,000,000?"
"You bet your @ss I would!" exclaims the mother. So the little boy goes up to his sister's bedroom.
"Hey sis, would you sleep with the girl for $1,000,000?"
"I sure would!" exclaims his sister.
"Hey bro, would u sleep with a man for $1,000,000?" ]
"yeah i would dude"
"Dad, Dad! Mom and sis both said they would. What does that mean?"
"Well, son," the father says. "Technically, we're millionares but in reality we live with a potential whore....a lesbian anda ba**yman