Bill "Pearly" Gates

[Ropy]

Submitted by iVillager Spuderina

Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. They're up in heaven, and God's sitting on the great white throne. God addresses Al first. "Al, what do you believe in?"

Al replies, "Well, I believe that the combustion engine is evil and that we need to save the world from CFCs and that if any more Freon is used, the whole earth will become a greenhouse and we'll all die." God thinks for a second and says, "Okay, I can live with that. Come and sit at my left."

God then addresses Bill Clinton. "Bill, what do you believe in?"

Bill Clinton replies, "Well, I believe in power to the people. I think people should be able to make their own choices about things and that no one should ever be able to tell someone else what to do. I also believe in feeling peoples' pain." God thinks for a second and says, "Okay, that sounds good. Come and sit at my right."

God then addresses Bill Gates; "Bill Gates, what do you believe in?"

Bill Gates says, "I believe you're in my chair."

[Chris]

LOL ... good ole Bill Gates :)

[Arch_Angel]

LoL, yeah right Bill. :rolleyes:

[Lisa20]

I don't get it

[slickrik]

:eusa_eh: with all that Bill and MS is doing do u get it now.....good one :dwl: :dwl:

[Brownsugar]

Disrespect Still bun BGates, save the money!

[lillian]

Heard this before, nice one tho :)

[flirt]

LMFCO....."I BELIEVE UR IN MY CHAIR"

[Manu]

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[hotangel]

i second that it really sucks.

[nuhsenutten]

:) haha :eusa_hand :eusa_shhh

[Foxy Kay]

Bill Gates want a lick.... not that funny, but it still ok. :) Good try.