nester-san
August 6, 2005, 02:01 AM
There was a priest, who was in the habit of sneaking out Sunday mornings before mass to go to the golf course and play a few holes.
Constantly fed up of this, St. Peter watched in disgust from his post at the pearly gates, and stormed off to confront God about it.
"GOD!, this bugger is abusin' the sabbath, what are you gonna do!!"
They both proceded to watch as the priest hit 4 consecutive holes in one.
"What was that!" Peter bellowed,"How is that punishment!!"
God looks slyly at Peter, "Who's he gonna tell?"
Constantly fed up of this, St. Peter watched in disgust from his post at the pearly gates, and stormed off to confront God about it.
"GOD!, this bugger is abusin' the sabbath, what are you gonna do!!"
They both proceded to watch as the priest hit 4 consecutive holes in one.
"What was that!" Peter bellowed,"How is that punishment!!"
God looks slyly at Peter, "Who's he gonna tell?"