Limericks

[ramesh]

There was an old lady from St. Mary,
Who complained about being very hairy,
She went out one day
To Montego Bay
And happened to meet Halley Berry.

[virus_ncu]

uh..... :eusa_thin

[billerg]

nice effort Ramesh . Dont give up your day job though :dwl: :eusa_ange

[Xenocrates]

Some kid thought that he was a poet
So he got up on stage just to show it
He levelled his ryhme
But ne'er got a dime
And vanished before they could know it. :dwl:

[virus_ncu]

Beter must come, beter must come.
so mi tell the yute them say dont bus no gun.
Beter must come, beter must come.
Rise to the occasion just like the sun.

Fi bus gun it nu nessesary
a pure juvinile full up the cemetary
mi wish is to meet halley berry
and drink chanpagne and juice that make from cherry
its a dream my yute, its all imaginery.
so me know

Beter must come, beter must come.
so mi tell the yute them say dont bus no gun.
Beter must come, beter must come.
Rise to the occasion just like the sun.

[virus_ncu]

Tell me how it feel,
when u know seh the yute dont have a meal,
and thats why him end up a steal.
Everyday the breda just a squeel,
cause him live pon turn corn meal,
Police go catch the breda wid a steel,
now to the judge him have to appeal.
a father god a fimi guide and shield.
Certain fren you nufi keep.
them only know you when you money.
and tell you say everything seal.

[Xenocrates]

Traditional poetry's a crime
You always have to stay in time
I'd rather just say it
Not risking to slay it
Than write a nonsensical rhyme.

...like this:

A monk wanted to learn Kung Fu
So he sought out his wiser Sifu
He broke his azz
And cried like a lass
Then ran home without any clue.

It's not like that dude from Nantucket
Who'd rather to fight than to suck it
But he's just a fool
That slipped on his tool
And drowned in a shallow mop bucket :rotflm:

Baka neh?

[virus_ncu]

lol :dwl: lmao that tuff