Twenty Dollars...

[Chicokid]

On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and
asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly
aroused state, her husband readily agreed.

This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30
years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new
clothes and other incidentals that she needed.

Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in
a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his
employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had
been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find
another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and
therefore, they were financially ruined.

Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty years
of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she
showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth
over $2 million, and informed him that they were one of the largest
depositors in the bank. She explained that for the more than three decades
she had "charged" him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were
the results of her savings and investments.

Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her
husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his
voice and blurted out, "If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would
have given you all my business!"

That's when she shot him.

You know, sometimes men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut.

[Twinkie]

Help please, I'm lost...?

[Manu]

On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and
asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly
aroused state, her husband readily agreed.

This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30
years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new
clothes and other incidentals that she needed.

Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in
a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his
employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had
been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find
another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and
therefore, they were financially ruined.

Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty years
of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she
showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth
over $2 million, and informed him that they were one of the largest
depositors in the bank. She explained that for the more than three decades
she had "charged" him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were
the results of her savings and investments.

Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her
husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his
voice and blurted out, "If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would
have given you all my business!"

That's when she shot him.

You know, sometimes men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut.


Hmm.....note to self.....keep mouth shut :eusa_shif

[Liquid Bunny]

Help please, I'm lost...?

Well from what i get... he was giving her bun wid prostitutes...

[Arch_Angel]

Bwoy, mi lost 2. Somebody give me the 411 on this joke.

[Manu]

Bwoy, mi lost 2. Somebody give me the 411 on this joke.
Bwoy...even if we draw it for you...you still wouldn't get it....:D

[bernie]

Well from what i get... he was giving her bun wid prostitutes...
how do you figure that?
................................

[Liquid Bunny]

In essence he use to pay her for sex... so him saying :


"If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would
have given you all my business!"

Just implies that he use to pay out to other ppl for the same "service", and if he had known that she would have been the most beneficial... that he would have given it all to her...

Thats what i think ....

[Twinkie]

In essence he use to pay her for sex... so him saying :



Just implies that he use to pay out to other ppl for the same "service", and if he had known that she would have been the most beneficial... that he would have given it all to her...

Thats what i think ....

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!1 I think I get it now! :rolleyes:

[Liquid Bunny]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!1 I think I get it now! :rolleyes:
LOL ... glad to have been of some assistance. :)

@ Bernie... u understand now ?

[bernie]

In essence he use to pay her for sex... so him saying :



Just implies that he use to pay out to other ppl for the same "service", and if he had known that she would have been the most beneficial... that he would have given it all to her...

Thats what i think ....
oh...oh...
i once was lost but now am found...was blind but now i see.
AA......that must be the 411...not that its funny...but at least i understand
what its saying

[Liquid Bunny]

DWL all dem eediat ting deh.. Just caz unu slow unu hating on the man joke... jah kno

[Arch_Angel]

Bwoy...even if we draw it for you...you still wouldn't get it....:D
You gwaan! :eusa_hand


In essence he use to pay her for sex... so him saying :

Just implies that he use to pay out to other ppl for the same "service", and if he had known that she would have been the most beneficial... that he would have given it all to her...

Thats what i think ....Oh. I see. This one deep. :eusa_thin :eusa_doh:

[Liquid Bunny]

Oh. I see. This one deep. :eusa_thin :eusa_doh:
DWL :dwl: :dwl: woi lol

[bernie]

a hope chiko memba seh a joke wi want and not "brain storm".......lol

[Liquid Bunny]

a hope chiko memba seh a joke wi want and not "brain storm".......lol
Jah kno mi belly caan tek it... :dwl: :dwl: peer jokes today star

[beezzybeez]

Silly Man, he need to be shot.