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beezzybeez
September 10, 2005, 05:42 AM
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for
over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only
one little thing bothering me.. It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near me,
and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It
had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check
the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to
me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once
before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in
total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs
to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up
and get me. I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and
threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed
straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was
standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little
test.... we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the
family.

And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car! :eusa_danc :) :D ;)

easyskanka
September 10, 2005, 08:00 AM
Heard it before,but good to be reminded.What kind of family sets a test like that? Yeah Yeah I know it's a joke but it really conveys quite a vivid image in my mind. :)

Twinkie
September 10, 2005, 09:31 AM
Don't matter how many times I hear it, I still find it hilarious. Good one!

bernie
September 10, 2005, 09:51 AM
wicked family.......nice test :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

Drew
November 29, 2005, 05:33 PM
lmao, that was a good one.

Ricky
November 30, 2005, 06:31 AM
Still very funny!!! Ha HA ha.....:))

tahtah_4755
November 30, 2005, 06:38 AM
Yeah funny indeed :dwl: :rotflm:

Jae
November 30, 2005, 01:11 PM
Bwoy him is a lucky lucky man...wonda wha woulda happen if the condom was in his pocket:rotflm: