Another Blonde Joke

[Chicokid]

A blonde walks in to her local clinic and asks to see the doctor.
When she’s admitted, the doctor is a little perturbed to see she’s wearing headphones and asks her to remove them.
‘I’m afraid I can’t or I’ll die,’ she replies.
‘Don’t be so ridiculous,’ the doctor says, reaching across to snatch them out of her ears.
Immediately the woman turns red and falls on the floor.
In the name of science the doctor puts the headphones in his ears.
‘Breath in, breath out …’ says a soothing voice !!

[Manu]

??????? WTF :eusa_eh:

[Liquid Bunny]

lol lol


Manu the tape reminds her to breathe

[Gillion]

umm people turn blue not red when they stop breathing for any reason. The wrong colour spoil the joke.

[ramesh]

How does she know when to use the potty? ;)

[Twinkie]

umm people turn blue not red when they stop breathing for any reason. The wrong colour spoil the joke.
True to form, only you would see that Gillion. :eusa_wall

[Gillion]

True to form, only you would see that Gillion. :eusa_wall
Thats a bad thing ?.....

[Twinkie]

Thats a bad thing ?.....
psshhh OF COURSE NOT :eusa_ange


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[bernie]

well...a mean....how is it that she falls on the floor immediately?? shouldn't she be able to go....you know....even a couple of seconds?? just wonderin :confused:

[Chicokid]

A blonde walks in to her local clinic and asks to see the doctor.
When she’s admitted, the doctor is a little perturbed to see she’s wearing headphones and asks her to remove them.
‘I’m afraid I can’t or I’ll die,’ she replies.
‘Don’t be so ridiculous,’ the doctor says, reaching across to snatch them out of her ears.
Immediately the woman turns red and falls on the floor.
In the name of science the doctor puts the headphones in his ears.
‘Breath in, breath out …’ says a soothing voice !!

Here's another one....similiar the the one quoted:

A hairdresser is cutting a blonde's hair. While combing her hair on her ear, he catches something in his comb, which falls on the ground.

The blonde begins to suffocate and after a short moment falls on the ground and dies.

The hairdresser, in panic, tries to bring her back to life without success.

He finds the little object he caught in his comb, and wondering, puts it at his ear and hears: "breathe in ........ breathe out ........ breathe in ........ breathe out ........"

[Ricky]

This chick is really blonde.....No offence to all you blondes out there!