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Twinkie
September 18, 2005, 12:51 PM
An elderly Jamaican man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite Jamaican pastry, 'Gizzada' wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed.

Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort, gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs. With labored breath, he leaned against the door frame, gazing into the kitchen. Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven, for there, spread out upon waxed paper on the kitchen table were literally dozens of 'Gizzadas'.

Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted wife of sixty years, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man? Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself towards the table, landing on his knees in a rumpled posture. His parched lips parted, the wondrous taste of the 'Gizzada' was already in his mouth, seemingly bringing him back to life.

The aged and withered hand trembled on its way to a 'Gizzada' at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked with a 'dutch-pot' by his wife...... "Move yu back-side!" she said, "Dem ya a fe you funeral."

Liquid Bunny
September 18, 2005, 04:24 PM
oh no... thats not funny @ all thats really sad the poor lil old man... jah kno

Chicokid
September 18, 2005, 10:11 PM
That's a sad story :(

Arch_Angel
September 19, 2005, 04:26 AM
Oh no!! Twinkie where is your sense of humor? Can't you see that's cruel? :(
Poor guy.

Jae
September 19, 2005, 04:08 PM
:icon_cry: :icon_cry: :icon_cry: ...ok enuff mourning... :dwl: :dwl:

Manu
September 19, 2005, 07:06 PM
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bernie
September 20, 2005, 01:34 AM
lol....yeah...thats so sad :icon_cry:

easyskanka
September 20, 2005, 03:34 AM
I can imagine a few,or maybe more people taking that line.A bitter sweet joke me thinks.Jae summed it up well :( :rotflm: Irony folks,Irony.