Signs of a Deaf Couple

[Twinkie]

Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution.

"Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left one time. If you don't want to make love, reach over and squeeze my right one time."

The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, Now if you want to make love to ME, reach over and pull on me one time. If you don't want to make love, reach over and pull on me 50 times.

[Jae]

Ha ha ha ha, that's funny :dwl: :dwl: :dwl:

[Manu]

LMAO......that's a good one :eusa_clap

[bernie]

lol....im tink im smart eh?? lol

[Ricky]

Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution.

"Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left one time. If you don't want to make love, reach over and squeeze my right one time."

The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, Now if you want to make love to ME, reach over and pull on me one time. If you don't want to make love, reach over and pull on me 50 times.

That's real naughty, real naughty.....loved it though!:dwl: :dwl: :dwl:

[Liquid Bunny]

:dwl: :dwl:

[tahtah_4755]

i'm sry i'm a bit slow... Y 50 times? is that like a jack off or sumting

[Ricky]

i'm sry i'm a bit slow... Y 50 times? is that like a jack off or sumting

On the ball tahtah....that's it , naughty I tell you!:dwl:

[bernie]

i'm sry i'm a bit slow... Y 50 times? is that like a jack off or sumting:eusa_liar :eusa_liar :eusa_liar
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[Twinkie]

i'm sry i'm a bit slow... Y 50 times? is that like a jack off or sumting


Yah...I''m suuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrreeeeee:rolleyes:

[acidblade]

Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution.

"Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left one time. If you don't want to make love, reach over and squeeze my right one time."

The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, Now if you want to make love to ME, reach over and pull on me one time. If you don't want to make love, reach over and pull on me 50 times.
:eusa_clap LOL good one, suppose she had no hands :eusa_thin

[easyskanka]

:eusa_liar :eusa_liar :eusa_liar
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Is this what happens when the wife pulls on it:icon_ques

[Arch_Angel]

:eusa_clap LOL good one, suppose she had no hands :eusa_thin
That's for another joke. :rolleyes:

[tahtah_4755]

:eusa_liar :eusa_liar :eusa_liar
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:eusa_thin wat? :eusa_thin

[Sexysophie]

Is this what happens when the wife pulls on it:icon_ques

MADD :dwl: :dwl: :icon_redf :eusa_clap :eusa_clap