Drunk Driver

[Arch_Angel]

A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer.

''I can't do that, officer.''

''Why not?''

''Because I'm an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube.''

''Okay, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station.''

''Can't do that either, officer.''

''Why not?''

''Because I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup.''

''Alright, we could get a blood sample.''

''Can't do that either, officer.''

''Why not?''

''Because I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood I could die.''

''Fine then, just walk this white line.''

''Can't do that either, officer.''

''Why not?''

''Because I'm drunk.''

[Cocoa]

LOL..duh!!!!

[Chris]

LOL, very patient cop ;)

[RobyG]

Lock him up officer !

[Greatis]

alright hats off for that joke... :icon_lol:

[Kirby]

lol ... chuckle.... .

[Manu]

Not even a chuckle....maybe a chickle......:rolleyes: You notice how many responses it get in 2 years?

[jamerican]

it is good but not all that funny just a chuckle.