A few Blonde quickies

[Chicokid]

Q: How do blonde braincells die?
A: Alone.
Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?
A: Blow in her ear.
Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!
Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
A: She drowns it.
Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper

[Chicokid]

Adjustable Steering Wheels Are Funny
Why do blondes like cars with adjustable steering wheels?
Because they like more head room.

Adventures in Disneyland
Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left."
So they went home.

After You
"Have you heard my knock-knock joke?" asked the blonde.
"No," said the brunette.
"Okay," said the blonde, "you start."

Air Head on a Beer
Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?
She heard the drinks were on the house.

Air Mattress
Q: What do you call a hundred blondes stacked up on each other?
A: An air mattress.

[Ricky]

lol..... She really is stupid.....'Please turn oner'...ha ha...