Chess

[easyskanka]

I got arrested for playing chess in the road the other day. I asked the officer; Is it because I'm black ?(just heard it on the radio):icon_redf

[Manu]

Uh............................... I DON'T GET IT!!!!! :eusa_wall

[Arch_Angel]

Uh............................... I DON'T GET IT!!!!! :eusa_wall
He was playing chess. In the game of chess, you have the white pieces and the black pieces. The guy asked the cop if it was because he was black: the black piece in the game, the color of his skin!

[Manu]

I know that....but how is it funny?????

[tahtah_4755]

I got arrested for playing chess in the road the other day. I asked the officer; Is it because I'm black ?(just heard it on the radio):icon_redf

WTF?? BREAK IT DOWN BREAK IT DOWN FO MI BUT DON'T RUN OUT A GAS BOY!! :icon_arro :eusa_thin :eusa_thin

[Arch_Angel]

I know that....but how is it funny?????
:rolleyes: Humour is in the eyes of the reader. :)

[tahtah_4755]

He was playing chess. In the game of chess, you have the white pieces and the black pieces. The guy asked the cop if it was because he was black: the black piece in the game, the color of his skin!

WHAT THAT EVEN MORE CONFUSING AN THAT'S SUPPOSE TO B FUNNY HOW??

[easyskanka]

He was playing chess. In the game of chess, you have the white pieces and the black pieces. The guy asked the cop if it was because he was black: the black piece in the game, the color of his skin!

Thank you AA you are one of life's gentlemen. You will hopefully make a very good father figure one day. @ Manu. Nevermind mi fren, anuh every ting we caan get arlywile.:D

[acidblade]

it flap!!!

[ramesh]

If you don't play chess you wouldn't understand.

[mik-hotbod]

i didnt get that one,
what the man win the popo( cop) and got arrested
EXPLAIN PLEASE WE BEG

[easyskanka]

it flap!!!

I like acidblade (although not his name),ALWAYS straight to the point with no messin' about. A man after mi own heart methinks:D

[Chicokid]

I got arrested for playing chess in the road the other day. I asked the officer; Is it because I'm black ?(just heard it on the radio):icon_redf

I think I get the point :eusa_thin

[Cocoa]

I think it was a good joke after reading it the second time. lol

Although I CAN't play it ...I got it.

[Manu]

I can play chess...and I'm good at it...but the part that got me was why the officer arrested him in the first place. If you had thrown in that the dude was a caucasian......THEN I would've gotten it.....yu zi mi?

[Xenocrates]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y142/xenocrates/Smilies/Yawn.gif

[Kirby]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y142/xenocrates/Smilies/Yawn.gif
a EEDiat ting Dat:rofl:

[bernie]

lol...i guess the folks here want jokes that doesn't require them to think or read a second time (unless, of course, it sweets them)

[easyskanka]

I think it was a good joke after reading it the second time. lol

Although I CAN't play it ...I got it.

I can't play it either, but apparently it is a game that requires thinking ability;) Rules me out then:eusa_whis

[icuucme]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v309/icuucme/stupid.gif

[Arch_Angel]

Bwoy, unno tek it easy pon di man nuh star? geez. I bet if some of you guys got the same comments about unno joke some of unno would bawl and left CY long time.

Be a bit considerate with the criticisms. We want everyone to be able to post thier jokes without fearing that it isn't funny.

[Cocoa]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y142/xenocrates/Smilies/Yawn.gif
:rofl: :rotflm: :rotflm: that smiley off de chain....eediat ting dat.




Bwoy, unno tek it easy pon di man nuh star? geez. I bet if some of you guys got the same comments about unno joke some of unno would bawl and left CY long time.

Be a bit considerate with the criticisms. We want everyone to be able to post thier jokes without fearing that it isn't funny.Fi real.:cool:

[acidblade]

Bwoy, unno tek it easy pon di man nuh star? geez. I bet if some of you guys got the same comments about unno joke some of unno would bawl and left CY long time.

Be a bit considerate with the criticisms. We want everyone to be able to post thier jokes without fearing that it isn't funny.
the man joke flap, so why we must pretty up the truth. he's taking the criticisms quite well, i bet next time around he will post a funny joke

[Xenocrates]

:icon_arro Arch

Good points, however, consider this:

Easy is one of my favourite characters on this board and from what I've read, he's a very mature dude. I don't think a little ribbing ever killed anybody. We've all taken our share of it and we're still here. It's a sign of maturity. He isn't shallow like that. ;)

If he was like that rather young female who caused a stink on this forum back in the day, then we'd have something to worry about. But he's much older and far more thick skinned than that. So let's give the dude some credit, shall we? ;)

:icon_arro Easy

Nuh feel nuh way brejin (as I'm sure you don't) We've all contributed at least one groaner in our time on the forums. Consider it a part of the initiation process. Welcome to the club. :icon_mrgr

[AngelsKiss]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v309/icuucme/stupid.gif
LMBO...now this is funny :)

[Arch_Angel]

I know easyskanka was taking it well. It wasn't a concern for him why I voiced my distress. Just seeing these same comments, especially from mr. acidblade who doesn't give a hoot, made to another persons joke who can't take the ribbing, would make them leave the forum.

So my warnings go out, as to not make this a normality, to disrespect someone's joke when you don't think it's funny. If mr. acidblade can't adhere to that, I can take this moderation to another level. :icon_twis :eusa_danc

[acidblade]

I know easyskanka was taking it well. It wasn't a concern for him why I voiced my distress. Just seeing these same comments, especially from mr. acidblade who doesn't give a hoot, made to another persons joke who can't take the ribbing, would make them leave the forum.

So my warnings go out, as to not make this a normality, to disrespect someone's joke when you don't think it's funny. If mr. acidblade can't adhere to that, I can take this moderation to another level. :icon_twis :eusa_danc
:rofl: :rotflm: :dwl:

[Twinkie]

Why is Mr. Acidblade alone jump on/singled out?? Or is it my imagination? Ppl a post yawn emoticon and parental advisory and ppl a re-read 3 or 4 times a beg fe explanation...maybe a me imagination. Easy nah cough and we a vomit. To rhaatid, remind me of dem security guards deh on the plaza wid the parking stubs - http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y142/xenocrates/Smilies/Yawn.gif

Let's generalise please!! No finger pointing - no name calling!!!

[Jae]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v309/icuucme/stupid.gif

My sentiments exactly.

[Liquid Bunny]

Why is Mr. Acidblade alone jump on/singled out?? Or is it my imagination? Ppl a post yawn emoticon and parental advisory and ppl a re-read 3 or 4 times a beg fe explanation...maybe a me imagination. Easy nah cough and we a vomit. To rhaatid, remind me of dem security guards deh on the plaza wid the parking stubs - http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y142/xenocrates/Smilies/Yawn.gif

Let's generalise please!! No finger pointing - no name calling!!!

I agree still... AA come on even u flop ppl joke more time.

[bernie]

I agree still... AA come on even u flop ppl joke more time.
and that quite recently too:rolleyes:

[icuucme]

I think we can all take a joke, im sure skanker knows that we just having a little fun when we say that the joke neva mek it etc....right skanks? sometimes u just cant take everything seriously.

[bernie]

I think we can all take a joke, im sure skanker knows that we just having a little fun when we say that the joke neva mek it etc....right skanks? sometimes u just cant take everything seriously.
well skanka nuh tek it seriously yow....but di joke really neva mek it....:eusa_shif

[Jae]

I know easyskanka was taking it well. It wasn't a concern for him why I voiced my distress. Just seeing these same comments, especially from mr. acidblade who doesn't give a hoot, made to another persons joke who can't take the ribbing, would make them leave the forum.

So my warnings go out, as to not make this a normality, to disrespect someone's joke when you don't think it's funny. If mr. acidblade can't adhere to that, I can take this moderation to another level. :icon_twis :eusa_danc

I just saw this and I'm going to assume that you are joking!.

[bernie]

I just saw this and I'm going to assume that you are joking!.
well the emoticon made sure of that....right AA?:eusa_thin

[easyskanka]

well skanka nuh tek it seriously yow....but di joke really neva mek it....:eusa_shif

If you all look at the redfaced icon after the (call that a joke) sentence, I realised before anyone else that it gave 'groaner' a bad name;)

[Liquid Bunny]

lol u kno i just read the joke...lol.. Easy that wasnt so bad...lol or maybe i found it a lil amusing caz everybody flopped it...lol oh boy

[bernie]

If you all look at the redfaced icon after the (call that a joke) sentence, I realised before anyone else that it gave 'groaner' a bad name;)
well i guess no one saw your red face cause...well yuh black like night:icon_lol:
see...i made a bad joke so that should divert all attention from you to me...yea yea thank me later:eusa_shif

[easyskanka]

well i guess no one saw your red face cause...well yuh black like night:icon_lol:
see...i made a bad joke so that should divert all attention from you to me...yea yea thank me later:eusa_shif

I'll send you the cheque we agreed on asap;) thanks Bernie,your'e a pal:D

[Arch_Angel]

You guys defending acidblade hard, when the guy didn't have a problem with me refering to him.

I referred to him based on his reply to my post about not being so harsh:
the man joke flap, so why we must pretty up the truth.
I just saw this and I'm going to assume that you are joking!.It was a joking jab at acidblade, but if he or others continued to insult others jokes because they don't find it funny, I will do something about it.

This is because Twinkie another member posted a joke that persons didn't find funny and they let her know that it was not funny and she didn't take it laughing like easyskanka.

I'm not saying not to tell them it's not so funny, but doing it with some consideration, so that it doesn't sound insulting. That is all.;) :D

[acidblade]

It was a joking jab at acidblade, but if he or others continued to insult others jokes because they don't find it funny, I will do something about it.

if speaking the truth is insulting, then as elephant man said "The truth ago hurt them" cause i aint gonna start telling lies. :eusa_liar :icon_lol:

[Xenocrates]

Ummm... why is this thread so long already? :eusa_eh:

I thought the joke flopped - so why does it have the exact opposite effect?

[Arch_Angel]

I thought the joke flopped - so why does it have the exact opposite effect?
You mean, it's funny? :eusa_thin :hyper:


if speaking the truth is insulting, then as elephant man said "The truth ago hurt them" cause i aint gonna start telling lies.lol. ahh bwoy. mi done talk to you. :eusa_hand

[Madhacker]

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/850/skanka0bo.jpg
A movie just for you my friend :)

[easyskanka]

It must have been bad if even the cops are after me,what the heck!!! Thanks for the warning Madhacker, I shall make good my getaway:D
@AA Sorry you took some flack on my behalf, it goes with the job of being fair minded I guess. Keep up the good work AA,it is appreciated;)

[Manu]

LOL....you know why this thread so...(not the joke) is because the joke flopped and skanka tanked face first ina pile of dung (sorry mate). LOL......I'm getting a laugh from these responses. So blade...why you tell twinkie seh fi har joke flap too?? :dwl: Ask her to run them by you first so you can screen them :rofl:

[Twinkie]

It would matter if his opinion did. We have different senses of humour. Do you run everything by Lady MC first?? Dumb question...Of Course you do...

[bernie]

It would matter if his opinion did. We have different senses of humour. Do you run everything by Lady MC first?? Dumb question...Of Course you do...
:icon_eek: :icon_eek: :dwl:
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[Ricky]

:dwl: I guess that's funny enough if you understand the pun!:dwl:

[Manu]

It would matter if his opinion did. We have different senses of humour. Do you run everything by Lady MC first?? Dumb question...Of Course you do...

Yeah we do...I have a sense of humour and you don't. Even if I have to run everything by gf...aint no problem there....least you don't see me posting any groaners do you :eusa_whis Stick the evil that I know!

[Twinkie]

Yeah we do...I have a sense of humour and you don't. Stick the evil that I know!
Wha rah?? No Manu, ours are different. But if it helps you sleep at night...:eusa_naug

As for running things by your girl, ntn nuh wrong eenuh, always a good thing:eusa_clap Come on everybody join in:eusa_clap :eusa_clap :eusa_clap