AngelsKiss
October 11, 2005, 10:41 PM
This is more true than funny:
The Jamaican Halphabet
Hay...Bee...Cee...Dee...Hee...Heff...
Gee...Haych...Hi..Jay...Kay...Hell
Hemm...Henn...Hoe...Pee...Quu...
Harr...Hess...Tee...You....Vee...
Dab'low...Hexx...Why...Zedd
Three Little Bears (Jamaican Version)
If there were bears in Jamaica, this would be the local version...
Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table, he looks into his small bowl. It is empty. "Mama, sombady eat me porridge" he squeaks.
Papa Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his bowl, and it is also empty. "A who eat mi porridge?!!" he roars.
Momma Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells at the top of her voice, "Ah me get up first and wake up everybody else ina de house. A me mek de tea. A me wash up di dish dem and put weh everyting. A me go out inna de cold morning air an fetch de newspaper. A me set de table. An a me put out de puss, clean de litter box an full de water and food dish.
An now unuh decide fe drag oono sorry bear-*** downstairs and grace mi kitchen wid unuh grumpy self! Well mek mi tell oonu dis once an for all..........
MI NUH MEK NO R@AS PARRIDGE YET!!"
The Jamaican Halphabet
Hay...Bee...Cee...Dee...Hee...Heff...
Gee...Haych...Hi..Jay...Kay...Hell
Hemm...Henn...Hoe...Pee...Quu...
Harr...Hess...Tee...You....Vee...
Dab'low...Hexx...Why...Zedd
Three Little Bears (Jamaican Version)
If there were bears in Jamaica, this would be the local version...
Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table, he looks into his small bowl. It is empty. "Mama, sombady eat me porridge" he squeaks.
Papa Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his bowl, and it is also empty. "A who eat mi porridge?!!" he roars.
Momma Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells at the top of her voice, "Ah me get up first and wake up everybody else ina de house. A me mek de tea. A me wash up di dish dem and put weh everyting. A me go out inna de cold morning air an fetch de newspaper. A me set de table. An a me put out de puss, clean de litter box an full de water and food dish.
An now unuh decide fe drag oono sorry bear-*** downstairs and grace mi kitchen wid unuh grumpy self! Well mek mi tell oonu dis once an for all..........
MI NUH MEK NO R@AS PARRIDGE YET!!"