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Kimberly
October 16, 2005, 07:55 PM
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks
over at him and asks a bold question.
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: -- silence --
HUSBAND: "OOPS."
acidblade
October 16, 2005, 08:20 PM
lol real eeediat :rofl: watch the set up :dwl:
Twinkie
October 16, 2005, 09:47 PM
heeeeeelllllllllllllll nah!! dat jus wrong, men watch and learn, if she starts to play "21 Questions" take the time to think before you talk
Jae
October 16, 2005, 11:54 PM
Blouse and skirt pure kick up and box down.:dwl: :dwl: :dwl: Him nuh too smart...
Sexysophie
October 17, 2005, 09:58 AM
:eusa_snoo WTF...........!
tahtah_4755
October 17, 2005, 10:42 AM
Yow dey man dey fool fool u si but a least he's honest... A quality u hardly find in a man!!
Ricky
October 17, 2005, 02:40 PM
Set up of de century! or fool of de year? you decide....ha ha:dwl:
Jae
October 17, 2005, 04:11 PM
Yow dey man dey fool fool u si but a least he's honest... A quality u hardly find in a man!!
Honest mi foot, is a big rahtid eediat dat!!!!:dwl: :dwl:
Sexysophie
October 18, 2005, 09:07 AM
Honest mi foot, is a big rahtid eediat dat!!!!:dwl: :dwl:

I couldn't agree more!:eusa_clap
tahtah_4755
October 18, 2005, 02:45 PM
Honest mi foot, is a big rahtid eediat dat!!!!:dwl: :dwl:

So u are saying u wouldn't want ur man to admit to cheating like this man did?
Jae
October 18, 2005, 02:57 PM
So u are saying u wouldn't want ur man to admit to cheating like this man did?
After mi nah live inna no dream world-him nah go admit it freely, and him never mean fi say it either...him tongue obviously slip
tahtah_4755
October 18, 2005, 02:59 PM
Oh i just hope my man tongue will slip too:p
Jae
October 18, 2005, 03:01 PM
Oh i just hope my man tongue will slip too:p
Lol :dwl: :dwl: :dwl: it would be too bad 4 him...
pogi_2nr
October 18, 2005, 03:12 PM
After mi nah live inna no dream world-him nah go admit it freely, and him never mean fi say it either...him tongue obviously slip
time to make some dreams come true?
bernie
October 18, 2005, 04:02 PM
lol...i dont think he's that dumb y'all...just one a those things that happens to the best of us...
Sexysophie
October 18, 2005, 04:23 PM
lol...i dont think he's that dumb y'all...just one a those things that happens to the best of us...

Seems this is coming from someone who has experience this unfortunate event :eusa_thin .
Ricky_Jamaicanthug
October 19, 2005, 11:54 AM
What man is gonna cheat and admits that he cheated.........only a honest fool
distin
May 14, 2007, 01:01 PM
wat raas ediat :dwl: :dwl: :haha: :haha: :hysteria: :hysteria:
*_JIGGA_*
May 14, 2007, 01:32 PM
Well thats 1 disadvantage of tha that thing we av called a mouth...:eusa_snoo How him mek im wife feeel like shi smart a dan him?..:eusa_whis