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Twinkie
October 17, 2005, 09:09 AM
Back in the days of steam ships, only rich white people sailed at sea.


One day while sailing, something suddenly happened to the ship. It was
about to sink. Terrified, the white folks aboard didn't know what to do.
Someone suggested that they do what the Negros did..."Pray".

Unfortunately, no one knew what to say. So they called "Thomas", a black
cook on the ship and asked him to pray. Thomas agreed, came up on deck,
removed his cap and began like this:

"Lawd one day I wuz hongray, I went to a restrant to git me sumpin' to
eat!.. An da sign said: 'FOR WHITE FOLKS ONLY.'

Den, I went to da water fountin to git me some wauter an da sign said 'FOR
WHITE FOLKS ONLY.'

Den Lawd, I went to de toilet room and da sign said: 'FOR WHITE FOLKS
ONLY'.

So Lawd Almitee...when dis hear big 'ol boat sanks.. let it be 'FOR WHITE
FOLKS ONLY.'


In yo name I pray... AMEN.!!! :eusa_pray
Sexysophie
October 17, 2005, 09:24 AM
Mi only hope say dem no know wah im a pray say so dat dem no trow im afa di ship b4 it sink.
tahtah_4755
October 17, 2005, 09:50 AM
Back in the days of steam ships, only rich white people sailed at sea.


One day while sailing, something suddenly happened to the ship. It was
about to sink. Terrified, the white folks aboard didn't know what to do.
Someone suggested that they do what the Negros did..."Pray".

Unfortunately, no one knew what to say. So they called "Thomas", a black
cook on the ship and asked him to pray. Thomas agreed, came up on deck,
removed his cap and began like this:

"Lawd one day I wuz hongray, I went to a restrant to git me sumpin' to
eat!.. An da sign said: 'FOR WHITE FOLKS ONLY.'

Den, I went to da water fountin to git me some wauter an da sign said 'FOR
WHITE FOLKS ONLY.'

Den Lawd, I went to de toilet room and da sign said: 'FOR WHITE FOLKS
ONLY'.

So Lawd Almitee...when dis hear big 'ol boat sanks.. let it be 'FOR WHITE
FOLKS ONLY.'


In yo name I pray... AMEN.!!! :eusa_pray

mi no wrong u Thomas :dwl: :dwl:
Jae
October 17, 2005, 11:14 AM
:dwl: :dwl: :dwl: :eusa_clap :eusa_clap Same way my yute..same way!!!
acidblade
October 17, 2005, 11:19 AM
Lol Lololololololololololololololololololololol
Ricky
October 17, 2005, 01:41 PM
Guess that man's real black...to the blood......ha ha
Chicokid
October 17, 2005, 09:20 PM
Well I guess he won't pray for a white christmas :icon_lol:
beezzybeez
October 17, 2005, 09:32 PM
good 1 lol lol lol lolo
virus_ncu
October 17, 2005, 10:28 PM
Very funny:eusa_snoo thats just racist.
Juliet
October 21, 2005, 03:09 PM
:dwl: :dwl: :dwl: I love it! Oh gorm!!