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Chicokid
October 19, 2005, 07:43 PM
There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned mine shaft. Curious about its depth they threw in a pebble and waited for the sound of it striking the bottom, but they heard nothing.

They went and got a bigger rock, threw it in and waited. Still nothing.

They searched the area for something larger and came upon a railroad tie. With great difficulty, the two men carried it to the opening and threw it in. While waiting for it to hit bottom, a goat suddenly darted between them and leapt into the hole!

The guys were still standing there with astonished looks upon their faces from the actions of the goat when a man walked up to them. He asked them if they had seen a goat anywhere in the area and they said that one had just jumped into the mine shaft in front of them!

The man replied, "Oh no. That couldn't be my goat, mine was tied to a railroad tie."

Jae
October 19, 2005, 08:17 PM
:eusa_wall :eusa_wall :eusa_wall :eusa_wall :eusa_sile

tahtah_4755
October 20, 2005, 08:20 AM
:eusa_shif :eusa_shif :eusa_shif :eusa_shif

ramesh
October 20, 2005, 08:43 AM
This one just gets my goat.:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Ricky
October 20, 2005, 09:11 AM
What a goat salt!!!!!:dwl: :dwl:

Sexysophie
October 20, 2005, 09:27 AM
:eusa_whis :eusa_whis :eusa_whis :eusa_whis :eusa_pray

Twinkie
October 20, 2005, 12:59 PM
Manish water anyone?

Juliet
October 21, 2005, 03:06 PM
There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned mine shaft. Curious about its depth they threw in a pebble and waited for the sound of it striking the bottom, but they heard nothing.

They went and got a bigger rock, threw it in and waited. Still nothing.

They searched the area for something larger and came upon a railroad tie. With great difficulty, the two men carried it to the opening and threw it in. While waiting for it to hit bottom, a goat suddenly darted between them and leapt into the hole!

The guys were still standing there with astonished looks upon their faces from the actions of the goat when a man walked up to them. He asked them if they had seen a goat anywhere in the area and they said that one had just jumped into the mine shaft in front of them!

The man replied, "Oh no. That couldn't be my goat, mine was tied to a railroad tie."

oK- I got the joke after reading it TWICE. Poor goat. However, this joke is not funny.

gucci man
October 23, 2005, 03:59 PM
-> juliet....keep that opinion,

Juliet
October 24, 2005, 10:21 AM
-> juliet....keep that opinion,

I never gave it away. What is that - A Jamaican joke or a Grenadian joke?

bernie
October 24, 2005, 10:28 AM
I never gave it away. What is that - A Jamaican joke or a Grenadian joke?
its not a joke....jokes are actually funny;)

Jae
October 26, 2005, 07:58 PM
its not a joke....jokes are actually funny;)
:dwl: :dwl: :dwl: :dwl: :dwl:

Jae
October 26, 2005, 07:58 PM
its not a joke....jokes are actually funny;)
:dwl: :dwl: :dwl: :dwl: :dwl: