Chicokid
October 19, 2005, 09:20 PM
Q. how many blonde jokes are there?
A. one. the rest are true.
Q. why do blondes have more fun?
A. they are easier to keep amused.
Q. what do blondes say after having sex?
A. "are you guys all in the same band?"
Q. what is the mating call of a blonde?
A. "i'm sooooooo drunk"
A blonde and her dad are walking down the street when dad says, "look, a dead bird."
the blonde looks up and says, "where.".
A tall blonde and a tall brunette are standing in an elevator.
A short balding guy with really bad dandruff gets in.
The tall brunette whispers to the blonde, " he could use some head and shoulders"
The blonde whispers back," hhmmm, how do you give shoulders."
Did you hear about the blonde who thought that 'Cherios' were Donut seeds?
A. one. the rest are true.
Q. why do blondes have more fun?
A. they are easier to keep amused.
Q. what do blondes say after having sex?
A. "are you guys all in the same band?"
Q. what is the mating call of a blonde?
A. "i'm sooooooo drunk"
A blonde and her dad are walking down the street when dad says, "look, a dead bird."
the blonde looks up and says, "where.".
A tall blonde and a tall brunette are standing in an elevator.
A short balding guy with really bad dandruff gets in.
The tall brunette whispers to the blonde, " he could use some head and shoulders"
The blonde whispers back," hhmmm, how do you give shoulders."
Did you hear about the blonde who thought that 'Cherios' were Donut seeds?