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nester-san
October 22, 2005, 06:39 PM
Scene: A court room in Oklahoma where a person is on trial for murder.
There is strong evidence indicating guilt; however, there is no corpse.
In the defense's closing statement the lawyer, knowing that his client is guilty and that it looks like he'll probably be convicted, resorts to a clever trick.
"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have a surprise for you all," the lawyer says as he looks at his watch. "Within 1 minute, the person presumed dead in this case will walk into this court room," he says and he looks toward the courtroom door.
The jury, somewhat stunned, all look on eagerly. A minute passes. Nothing happens.
Finally the lawyer says: "Actually, I made up the previous statement But you all looked on with anticipation. I, therefore, put it to you that there is reasonable doubt in this case as to whether anyone was killed and insist that you return a verdict of not guilty."
The jury, clearly confused, retires to deliberate. A very few minutes later, the jury returns and the Foreman pronounces the verdict, "Guilty!"
"But how?" inquires the lawyer. "You must have had some doubt; I saw all of you stare at the door."
Answers the Foreman: "Oh, WE looked. But your client didn't."

Arch_Angel
October 22, 2005, 07:25 PM
LOL!!! Good one!:eusa_clap

Chicokid
October 22, 2005, 07:36 PM
ROFLMAO................ :dwl: :dwl:

virus_ncu
October 22, 2005, 08:54 PM
:dwl: him smart but the client was'nt.

Twinkie
October 22, 2005, 10:44 PM
LOL REAL GOOD ONE lmao

bernie
October 22, 2005, 11:57 PM
nice...nice...nice...:icon_lol:

ramesh
October 23, 2005, 07:01 AM
Excellant!! :)

gucci man
October 23, 2005, 05:17 PM
:dwl: him smart but the client was'nt.
true work my yute, true word

tahtah_4755
October 24, 2005, 12:42 PM
Fi real,:icon_lol: the client sure sey di man dead :dwl:

Jae
October 26, 2005, 09:05 PM
Blasted eeddiaaat an' look how him nearly go free...aah bwoy!!!!!:eusa_snoo :dwl: