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Manu
October 28, 2005, 05:52 PM
A guy with a 25-inch p@*#s went to a doctor and said, "I
can't live with this anymore! It's too long."

The doctor replied, "I can't do anything for you, but if you see the
witch doctor in the bayou, she can help you."

So, he went to the bayou and saw the witch doctor. The witch doctor
said, "Go into the swamp and you will find a female frog there. Ask
her to marry you. She'll say "No", and you'll lose 5 inches off your
member!"

So, he went to the swamp and found the frog and asked her, "Will you
marry me?"

"No!", she said.

He lost 5 inches off his member!

The guy liked the results, and thought, 20 inches is just too much.
So he asked the frog again, "Will you marry me?"

The frog said, "No!"

And the guy lost another 5 inches. He thought, God, 15 inches is
great! But 10 inches would just be perfect.

So he asked again, "Will you marry me?"

And the frog said, "How many time do I have to tell you . .. NO! NO!
NO!"
Liquid Bunny
October 28, 2005, 06:12 PM
lol he should have just been content wid da 15...i am sure he could have found a big belly girl that could handle all o da pengaleng
bernie
October 28, 2005, 06:15 PM
lol he should have just been content wid da 15...i am sure he could have found a big belly girl that could handle all o da pengaleng
ummmm....like who?:eusa_shif
easyskanka
October 29, 2005, 05:30 PM
Very good joke Manu but LB sounds like she is sorry the man lost something so useful.:rofl:
Chicokid
October 29, 2005, 05:38 PM
From Hero to zero :eusa_wall :eusa_wall
Liquid Bunny
October 30, 2005, 01:46 AM
ummmm....like who?:eusa_shif
DWL how am i suppose to know....lol

DWL...lol

@ easy

LOL wadeva :eusa_hand
:dwl: :dwl:
bernie
October 30, 2005, 01:49 AM
DWL how am i suppose to know....lol

DWL...lol

@ easy

LOL wadeva :eusa_hand
:dwl: :dwl:
oh....mi tink yuh did know a two foot donkey:icon_lol:
Twinkie
October 30, 2005, 09:18 AM
lol he should have just been content wid da 15...i am sure he could have found a big belly girl that could handle all o da pengaleng
Blertneet!! Big belly girls serve purpose?? A wha do leftside adn esco?

Learn something new EVERY day. So flat belly girls can't
handle all o da pengaleng
:dwl: :dwl: :dwl: Woi me belly!!!!:eusa_clap
Jae
October 30, 2005, 07:12 PM
:dwl: :dwl: Bwoy mi a tell u only on CY!!!!!!!!!
Juliet
October 30, 2005, 07:57 PM
Perhaps if he tells her to say 'yes' when he asks again it'll grow back! Ok people, i'm just being silly.