How much would you donate?

[Twinkie]

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving.
Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window
and
asks, "What happened?"

"Terrorists kidnapped President Bush and are asking for a $10 million
ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse him with gasoline and set
him on
fire. We are going from car to car to take up a collection."

The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving on average?"
"About a gallon."

[tahtah_4755]

oooh.. So they are donating a gallon of gasoline for him to be burned.. i c..
;)

[Chicokid]

I wonder why nobody likes the bush man :eusa_wall :eusa_wall

[acidblade]

A driver was stuck in the traffic jam on the highway in the
recent rains . Nothing is moving.

Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his
window and asks, "What happened?"

"Terrorists kidnapped PJ Patterson and are asking for a $10
million ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse him with
gasoline and set him on fire. We are going from car to car to take
up a collection."

The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving on average?"

"About a gallon."

:eusa_shif :eusa_shif

[nuhsenutten]

Woiiiiiii....:dwl: A Eeeeeediat Ting Dat :dwl:

[Temptress]

:icon_lol: :icon_lol:

I have a feeling that if that actually happened people would be donating gas

:rotflm:

[acidblade]

Same joke was posted for president bush. http://www.caribyard.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2533
:rofl: :rotflm: :dwl:

[Arch_Angel]

Same joke was already posted for the bush man. I'll just merge both of them. :)