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ramesh
November 2, 2005, 10:51 AM
A mother comes in early Sunday morning to wake up her son. "Rise and shine, honey, it's time to get ready for worship!"

The son sticks out his lower lip. "I'm not going."

"Whyever not?" asks his mother.

"I can give you two good reasons!" gripes the son. "I don't like them, and they don't like me!"

His mother places her hands on her hips. "Oh, is that so? Well, I can give you two good reasons why you should go!"

"Oh, yeah, what?" challenges the son.

His mother replies, "First of all, you're fifty-four years old. And second, you're the preacher!"

Chicokid
November 2, 2005, 10:56 AM
His mother replies, "First of all, you're fifty-four years old. And second, you're the preacher!"

I wonder why nobody likes the preacher :confused: :icon_lol:

Sexysophie
November 2, 2005, 11:13 AM
As Twinkie would say bleeeertttneet :dwl: :dwl: :dwl: .

Wat di wutlis preacher still a duh a im madda yaad?

tahtah_4755
November 2, 2005, 11:29 AM
Dey Preacher ya need Prayer:eusa_pray

Arch_Angel
November 2, 2005, 05:26 PM
The first reason why he should go to worship is because he is 54 years old???
Huh??:confused: :confused:

Yeah, the person who wrote the joke needed to input the age of the son, but putting it as one of the excuses doesn't make sense.

How about somebody rewrite the joke so it mek more sense and be funny at the same time? :D
That would be cool. ;)

Cocoa
November 2, 2005, 08:45 PM
Tell the truth Arch, de joke did funny. LOL

ramesh
November 2, 2005, 09:19 PM
The first reason why he should go to worship is because he is 54 years old???
Huh??:confused: :confused: In other words, he's too old to be going on like a baby about not wanting to go to Church. ;)

bernie
November 2, 2005, 10:59 PM
lol...unnu wudda neva stop till unnu mek di preacher look bad

Nokia
November 2, 2005, 11:05 PM
ok, i got the joke. :D :D

Sexybee
November 3, 2005, 09:25 AM
thats was funny he must be Boring why NoBody like him.Wat a *** head He is so old and still live his mother