One Liners

[ramesh]

A tortoise got attacked by a gang of snails-when the police asked what happened he said "I don't know it all happened so quickly".

[ramesh]

There was a man working at a farm who got paid in vegetables. He asked the boss for a celery increase.

[Twinkie]

A tortoise got attacked by a gang of snails-when the police asked what happened he said "I don't know it all happened so quickly".
:dwl: :dwl: :dwl:

Me nuh know bout the 2nd one though

[Twinkie]

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.

[Nastro]

If electricity comes from electrons... does that mean that morality comes from morons?

[Trickster]

If electricity comes from electrons... does that mean that morality comes from morons?
:D................. sweet

[Twinkie]

If electricity comes from electrons... does that mean that morality comes from morons?
:eusa_clap nice one :rotflm: