beezzybeez
November 4, 2005, 09:03 AM
little boy and girl go trick or treating. They knock on the door of
>this house and the man who answers it says, "Well, you two are awful
>cute. Who are you supposed to be?" "We're Jack and Jill" she replied.
>The man says, "You can't be Jack and Jill, you're black!" So, they go
>off and a while later they come back dressed differently. They ring
the
>doorbell and once again and the man opens the door. "Well now, that is
>just darn cute. Who are you this time?" "We're Hansel and Gretel",
says
>the little boy. "Well, I hate to disappoint you son, but you can't be
>Hansel and Gretel because you're black!" Heads hung low, they leave.
>Not too much later the man hears the bell ring again. This time when
he
>opens the door there stand the two children but this time they are
BUTT
>NAKED. "Oh my! And just who are you supposed to be now?!" he asks.
>Chocolate M & M's, "said the little girl. "I'm plain. He got nuts."
>this house and the man who answers it says, "Well, you two are awful
>cute. Who are you supposed to be?" "We're Jack and Jill" she replied.
>The man says, "You can't be Jack and Jill, you're black!" So, they go
>off and a while later they come back dressed differently. They ring
the
>doorbell and once again and the man opens the door. "Well now, that is
>just darn cute. Who are you this time?" "We're Hansel and Gretel",
says
>the little boy. "Well, I hate to disappoint you son, but you can't be
>Hansel and Gretel because you're black!" Heads hung low, they leave.
>Not too much later the man hears the bell ring again. This time when
he
>opens the door there stand the two children but this time they are
BUTT
>NAKED. "Oh my! And just who are you supposed to be now?!" he asks.
>Chocolate M & M's, "said the little girl. "I'm plain. He got nuts."