nester-san
November 4, 2005, 05:35 PM
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/darth-tragedy/default.php
A lot of people asked me what I thought about Star Wars Episode III where they have Vader walk around like Frankenstein and say "Noooooooooooo!" in an extremely cheesy way. They claim that Darth Vader would never say something like that. I simply have to respond with, "Look, you people really don't know the guy. He says that every day!" Still, nobody believed me. Fortunately, I happen to know Darth quite well and he's been enjoying his retirement from acting a lot. Still, there's not a day that goes by in his life where some sort of huge tragedy doesn't take place. I asked Darth if we could follow him around for a day and he was totally cool about it. So to all you Star Wars fans who were disappointed with Darth's final on-screen appearance, I present to you a day in the life of Darth Vader...
A lot of people asked me what I thought about Star Wars Episode III where they have Vader walk around like Frankenstein and say "Noooooooooooo!" in an extremely cheesy way. They claim that Darth Vader would never say something like that. I simply have to respond with, "Look, you people really don't know the guy. He says that every day!" Still, nobody believed me. Fortunately, I happen to know Darth quite well and he's been enjoying his retirement from acting a lot. Still, there's not a day that goes by in his life where some sort of huge tragedy doesn't take place. I asked Darth if we could follow him around for a day and he was totally cool about it. So to all you Star Wars fans who were disappointed with Darth's final on-screen appearance, I present to you a day in the life of Darth Vader...