Chris
September 3, 2004, 03:36 PM
CLASSES FOR MEN ONLY
(AT THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS )
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY SEPTEMBER 30th.
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS - MAXIMUM.
Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays ---
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets for 4 weeks,
Monday and Wednesday
for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of:
Lifting The Seat,
Holding and Pointing
and
Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?
Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday at 10:00 PM
for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences between the Laundry Hamper and the Floor
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM
for 3 weeks.
Class 5
After Dinner Dishes - Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday
for 2 hours
beginning at 7:00 PM
Class 6
Loss Of Identity - Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks,
Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM.
Class 7
Learning How To Find Things
Starting With Looking In The Right Places
And
Not Turning The House Upside Down
While Screaming.
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM,
2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch - Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights;
Monday, Wednesday, Friday
at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost
Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM
Location to be determined.
Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly - While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks,
Saturday's noon,
2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live
Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing.
Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion,
Relaxation Exercises,
Meditation
and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks,
Tuesday and Thursday
for 2 hours
beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy
Remembering .
Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates
and
Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions
and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights;
Monday, Wednesday, Friday
at 7:00 PM
for 2 hours.
Class 14
The Stove/Oven
What It Is
and How It Is Used?
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM,
location to be determined.
IF you complete of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued.
(AT THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS )
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY SEPTEMBER 30th.
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS - MAXIMUM.
Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays ---
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets for 4 weeks,
Monday and Wednesday
for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of:
Lifting The Seat,
Holding and Pointing
and
Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?
Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday at 10:00 PM
for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences between the Laundry Hamper and the Floor
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM
for 3 weeks.
Class 5
After Dinner Dishes - Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday
for 2 hours
beginning at 7:00 PM
Class 6
Loss Of Identity - Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks,
Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM.
Class 7
Learning How To Find Things
Starting With Looking In The Right Places
And
Not Turning The House Upside Down
While Screaming.
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM,
2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch - Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights;
Monday, Wednesday, Friday
at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost
Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM
Location to be determined.
Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly - While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks,
Saturday's noon,
2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live
Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing.
Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion,
Relaxation Exercises,
Meditation
and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks,
Tuesday and Thursday
for 2 hours
beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy
Remembering .
Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates
and
Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions
and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights;
Monday, Wednesday, Friday
at 7:00 PM
for 2 hours.
Class 14
The Stove/Oven
What It Is
and How It Is Used?
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM,
location to be determined.
IF you complete of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued.