Totally Bizarre

[Jae]

What is the most bizarre thing/s you've experienced since you've been on this earth (though if u had experienced anything b4 that, that would be BIZARRE). Don't hold back let it all out, but if it's too XXX try censoring urself somewhat, let's not get the Mods ticked off!!!:icon_mrgr

[nester-san]

ok, here is mine:

One friday I went to (censored) with Gf... (censored).... woke up monday....

[Jae]

ok, here is mine:

One friday I went to (censored) with Gf... (censored).... woke up monday....
Ok u r right behind Acid for the a*s bussin'...:icon_twis...ooh no pun intended.

[Bahama Mama]

What is the most bizarre thing/s you've experienced since you've been on this earth (though if u had experienced anything b4 that, that would be BIZARRE). Don't hold back let it all out, but if it's too XXX try censoring urself somewhat, let's not get the Mods ticked off!!!:icon_mrgr

Being seemingly attacked by a gang er pack of squirrels on my University campus my first year. I was surrounded by those critters, who jumped from trees, scurried out of holes, everywhere right in my path. Of course I screamed like a mad woman, while everyone else laughed their *****e$ off at me. I suspect I got in the middle of a turf war or something. Wrong place at the wrong time.:(

[Izemi-Clem]

Hail

I've had a few of these bizarre experiences myself and it is hard for me to determine which I would rank as the most bizarre.

The first was being attacked by a crazy territorial bird while at Calabar one afternoon.
The bird tore my uniform and attacked me several times while I was taking a shortcut throguh the abandoned (at the time) section of the school known then as Long Island. The bird didn't stop until I way across the other side of Red Hills Rd.
I found out later that I wasn't the only one that was attacked and heavily truamatized by such an incident. We had to aviod going through Long Island until all its young had left the nest.

The second was being stopped, interrogated an searched by the DEA with my brother while at the main train station in Washington DC. We were in transit from Maryland going to Delaware, running to catch a train we were stopped by at least 12 agents with their hands in their trench coats, ear-peice in ears and all wearing aviator ray-ban glasses.
I was surprised at how happy they were to find out we were Jamaicans and how disappointed they were afterwards when they found nothing and had to let us go. We were racialy profiled, and after missing our train we were sent on our way with an insincere "Sorry about that, just doing our job".

The third was witnessing on two occasions some sick individual sexually molesting a cow (the same cow on both occasions). :eusa_sick
This sick scene took place not in St. Mary but in St. Andrew near where I lived, in an open feild on Sullivan Ave.
Our townhouse scheme is separated from this area by a fence and a tributary gully, the first time I went over an accosted him but he ran away, the second time I decided to call the Constant Spring police, they died laughing while I told them what was happening, they never came but a group of men saw him while walking down the ave and chased him.
I never found out if they caught him (the sick bastard) and I never found out if the owner put the cow to sleep. :icon_frow

Izemi-Clem

[Lisa20]

Hail

I've had a few of these bizarre experiences myself and it is hard for me to determine which I would rank as the most bizarre.

The first was being attacked by a crazy territorial bird while at Calabar one afternoon.
The bird tore my uniform and attacked me several times while I was taking a shortcut throguh the abandoned (at the time) section of the school known then as Long Island. The bird didn't stop until I way across the other side of Red Hills Rd.
I found out later that I wasn't the only one that was attacked and heavily truamatized by such an incident. We had to aviod going through Long Island until all its young had left the nest.
Bizarreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!




The second was being stopped, interrogated an searched by the DEA with my brother while at the main train station in Washington DC. We were in transit from Maryland going to Delaware, running to catch a train we were stopped by at least 12 agents with their hands in their trench coats, ear-peice in ears and all wearing aviator ray-ban glasses.
I was surprised at how happy they were to find out we were Jamaicans and how disappointed they were afterwards when they found nothing and had to let us go. We were racialy profiled, and after missing our train we were sent on our way with an insincere "Sorry about that, just doing our job".

The third was witnessing on two occasions some sick individual sexually molesting a cow (the same cow on both occasions). :eusa_sick
This sick scene took place not in St. Mary but in St. Andrew near where I lived, in an open feild on Sullivan Ave.
Our townhouse scheme is separated from this area by a fence and a tributary gully, the first time I went over an accosted him but he ran away, the second time I decided to call the Constant Spring police, they died laughing while I told them what was happening, they never came but a group of men saw him while walking down the ave and chased him.
I never found out if they caught him (the sick bastard) and I never found out if the owner put the cow to sleep. :icon_frow

Izemi-Clem

Man you have been plagued with a lot of Bizarre incidents...

[tiffany]

Wow.. the second one isn't bizzarre that happens all the time,,as for the bird. Maybe she saw what happened to the cow andbecame terrified of all humans..

I got in a cat fight with an actual cat.. I whooped her butt.

[BlackCryptoKnight]

I recall as a child, after watching a vampire movie, I was attacked by one of those huge moths. I was convinced that Dracula had come for me.

[tiffany]

Being seemingly attacked by a gang er pack of squirrels on my University campus my first year. I was surrounded by those critters, who jumped from trees, scurried out of holes, everywhere right in my path. Of course I screamed like a mad woman, while everyone else laughed their *****e$ off at me. I suspect I got in the middle of a turf war or something. Wrong place at the wrong time.:(
Wowthat is too funny:dwl: .. oh sorry.. poor thing:icon_frow

[tiffany]

Yow who else has freaky stuff happened to?

[Lisa20]

Wow.. the second one isn't bizzarre that happens all the time,,as for the bird. Maybe she saw what happened to the cow andbecame terrified of all humans..

I got in a cat fight with an actual cat.. I whooped her butt.

you did? are you sure you not just frontin'. I spoke to the "cat" this morning and she is giving me a different story:eusa_sile
:dwl: :dwl: :dwl: :dwl:

[Izemi-Clem]

Hail


Wow.. the second one isn't bizzarre that happens all the time

That maybe true Tiffany but no law abiding person expects it to happen to them, regardless of where they are. That makes it bizarre.


as for the bird. Maybe she saw what happened to the cow andbecame terrified of all humans

If it had happened at KC, Wolmers, Cornwall, Titchfield or some school in St. Mary then would overstand it, but not at di big school :)
The bird would have no reason to be terrified at Calabar, she thought she was protecting her young.

Izemi-Clem

[tiffany]

If it had happened at KC, Wolmers, Cornwall, Titchfield or some school in St. Mary then would overstand it, but not at di big school :)
The bird would have no reason to be terrified at Calabar, she thought she was protecting her young.

Izemi-Clem[/QUOTE]
lol..Why wouldn't you be surprised with KC an Thitchfield..etc and not Calabar, What's the difference?

[Izemi-Clem]

Hail Tiffany

Having attended Calabar High School some years ago, I can only speak of what happened, what I had heard of, and what the general practices were at the school. Certainly we had our own share of bizarre incidents , not to mention our own set of mavericks and odd characters.
But I'm certainly that I can say "We neva deal wid no Bovine".

The guys at the other schools can speak for themselves :D :icon_twis

Izemi-Clem

[nuhsenutten]

Izemi...u look like u could write a whole book bout ur experiences........

the day to day encounters of Izemi

[Jae]

I was on my way home to Cumberland, Portmore. The taxi driver made a stop in Newlands to let off this man. A guy ran up and started stabbing the guy in the front seat in his chest, I was seated right behind him. Man I was so frightened I couldn't react. Even when the car drove off the guy was running alongside the car and stabbing the man. It was crazy!!!!!

[Lisa20]

Izemi...u look like u could write a whole book bout ur experiences........

the day to day encounters of Izemi
:dwl: :dwl: :dwl: :dwl: :dwl: :dwl:

[bernie]

just a few days ago...my yard was filled with bull dogs (my female dog started calling i guess) and they got in a big fight. in the morning..one of the dogs were dead with his..his...well lets just say the other dogs rid him of his manhood...(or doghood):eusa_shif

[nuhsenutten]

yow bernie .......is only u could come up with something like that star:D

[BlackCryptoKnight]

Lisa20 in a cat fight. Bernie with dogfight in him yard.
Hmmmm..... :eusa_thin

[Twinkie]

The third was witnessing on two occasions some sick individual sexually molesting a cow (the same cow on both occasions). :eusa_sick
This sick scene took place not in St. Mary but in St. Andrew near where I lived, in an open feild on Sullivan Ave.
Our townhouse scheme is separated from this area by a fence and a tributary gully, the first time I went over an accosted him but he ran away, the second time I decided to call the Constant Spring police, they died laughing while I told them what was happening, they never came but a group of men saw him while walking down the ave and chased him.
I never found out if they caught him (the sick bastard) and I never found out if the owner put the cow to sleep. :icon_frow

Izemi-Clem
:dwl: :dwl: :dwl: Me neva know you live near *****

[Twinkie]

just a few days ago...my yard was filled with bull dogs (my female dog started calling i guess) and they got in a big fight. in the morning..one of the dogs were dead with his..his...well lets just say the other dogs rid him of his manhood...(or doghood):eusa_shif
:dwl: :dwl: Bernie, sometimes I wonder if you are making this stuff up.:dwl:

[Izemi-Clem]

Hail

:icon_arro BCK, Jae and Bernie
Thanks for sharing, I was begining to think that this kind of stuff only happened to me, thanks to Lisa20 and NSN.
I'm begining to remember all sorts of weird stuff that I've been witness to, maybe I should write a book. :)

Jae a few days ago a friend of mine descibed a similar incident near Stand Pipe, seems to be a trend.
How shook up were you ?
BCK I can imagine the thought of some guy in a cape wanting to suck on your neck must be scary :icon_eek:
I hope you got over it ok.

Twinkie, hail neighbour, did you see this guy? I hope he's not a friend of yours :)

Izemi-Clem

[Jae]

:icon_arro Izemi-Clem - Well pretty shook up. I remember that they were rushing him to the hospital but the driver let off the rest of the passengers. I missed my stop way back, and was s'posed to take a cab back down. I decided to walk, no way after that was I taking another taxi. Even today I hardly go thru that area (well I moved outta the country anyway). When I got home I had to wash off the blood (not alot) a few drops had caught my face and I threw away my top. I was in a daze for the rest of the week. Cause I always thought that could've been me.

[bernie]

Lisa20 in a cat fight. Bernie with dogfight in him yard.
Hmmmm..... :eusa_thin
dont mek nuh trouble star:eusa_shhh


yow bernie .......is only u could come up with something like that star
yow mi boss....nuh se nutten!:icon_mrgr


:dwl: Bernie, sometimes I wonder if you are making this stuff up.:dwl:
nope...we dont make up stories roun ere:icon_mrgr

[Twinkie]

Hail
Twinkie, hail neighbour, did you see this guy? I hope he's not a friend of yours :)

Izemi-Clem
No man , but I met him under different circumstances **ahem**

[easyskanka]

:icon_arro Izemi-Clem - Well pretty shook up. I remember that they were rushing him to the hospital but the driver let off the rest of the passengers. I missed my stop way back, and was s'posed to take a cab back down. I decided to walk, no way after that was I taking another taxi. Even today I hardly go thru that area (well I moved outta the country anyway). When I got home I had to wash off the blood (not alot) a few drops had caught my face and I threw away my top.
I was in a daze for the rest of the week. Cause I always thought that could've been me.


It just goes to show how resiliant you really are Jae.Very disturbing event:(

[Twinkie]

I'd STILL be under going psych counselling