The Five Word Story Game

[Zoley!]

Just add five words each time and keep the story going... :)


Once upon a time there

[Pondadat]

A big house and in

[Zoley!]

the islands on a hill

[Arch_Angel]

was a tall coconut tree. :)

[Greatis]

The house is painted in

[InkyP1]

with beautiful bright colors of

[Cocoa]

black, gold and green with.....

[Zoley!]

what kind of house is black gold and green :confused:

with a big verandah and....

[Cocoa]

(its my post zeen..lol)

a small kitchen but Mama..........

[Arch_Angel]

always picked her nose outside.

[InkyP1]

she had alot of children

[Cocoa]

who got on her nerves..........

[AngelsKiss]

and harrassed the neighbours every...

[Pondadat]

day and stealing from their

[philben]

(sorry guys I did not see page two)

cookie jars the monies for

[Arch_Angel]

the ganga they buy from

[Arch_Angel]

(Recap: the whole story)
Once upon a time there is a big house and in the islands on a hill was a tall coconut tree. The house is painted in with beautiful bright colors of black, gold and green with a big verandah and a small kitchen but Mama always picked her nose outside.

She had alot of children who got on her nerves and harrassed the neighbours every day and stealing from their cookie jars the monies for the ganga they buy from ...

[Greatis]

Mr. Teddy Bruckshut down a Red Red

[philben]

(this is so funny, am really enjoying it. where is Red Red please?)

[Greatis]

lane behind the ole shed

[Cocoa]

near the bus stop in..........

[philben]

the deepest part of the

[InkyP1]

island. the family lived like

[Cocoa]

ghetto people with red kool.............

[philben]

aid always in the fridge.

[Zoley!]

The music is always loud

[Cocoa]

and you can hear it............

[Greatis]

from way down a Megee

[Cocoa]

tuck shop weh sell bulla.............

[Pondadat]

and buy some good things

[Cocoa]

like asham and suck-suck....

[Pondadat]

and the kids love to

[InkyP1]

follow they mom a browning

[Greatis]

with curvaceous hips and full

[Cocoa]

lips with pretty smile like......

[Kitten]

and a big round fat

[Zoley!]

behind and beautiful legs that

[Xenocrates]

were hairy and vericosed since

[BlackCryptoKnight]

...those things were genetically endowed...

[philben]

One day when the childern

[Xenocrates]

were playing in the yard,

[BlackCryptoKnight]

they saw black liquid oozing...

[Cocoa]

from the dump truck near.........

[philben]

the fence with the lattice

[Xenocrates]

. So they decided to sail

[Cocoa]

over the wall and run...........

[BlackCryptoKnight]

...into Mrs. Pfeffercorn's back yard...

[Nastro]

...where the dog was waiting.......

[Cocoa]

to bite a piece of.......

[Nastro]

....anything that crossed its path.

[BlackCryptoKnight]

Black liquid touched the dog...

[philben]

and he cried out with

[Cocoa]

a loud bass voice "Whoooooooooooiiiiiiiii.....

[philben]

an frighten di poor pickney

[Cocoa]

that was on the bosom.

[BlackCryptoKnight]

The dog suddenly got hairy...

[Cocoa]

real hairy and started to.................

[Nastro]

get hairier by the minute....

[Kitten]

and so they all were

[Nastro]

, but suddenly, out of nowhere....

[BlackCryptoKnight]

more hair grew on the...

[Cocoa]

head impairing vision. So Boysy......

[Nastro]

...brought the dog to a .....

[Cocoa]

Hair Specialist, Dr. Babatundeh to.........

[philben]

see if there could be

[Kitten]

anything to help her problem

[Cocoa]

so Dr gave him Peptobismol.......

[Xenocrates]

and 30 milligrams of polytrifluoroethylene

[Cocoa]

but the polytrifluoroethylene didn't work............ (cho man Xeno)

[Xenocrates]

. So he administered tetracycline instead. :p

[Cocoa]

The hair immediately left him. (Xeno gwaan misbehave yu hear wid yu medical terminology)

[Kitten]

thank God no more medicine :eusa_snoo

[Cocoa]

he said. Just then, Boysy.........

[BlackCryptoKnight]

started convulsing in anaphylactic shock ...

(heheheh...my wife's a doctor :icon_mrgr)

[Cocoa]

so Jane administered CPR and

[BlackCryptoKnight]

the doctors gave him epinephrine...

:icon_mrgr

[Xenocrates]

. Then he sustained an epileptic

(BCK - you lucky bastard! :icon_mrgr )

[philben]

siezure that caused him to

[Kitten]

How much more disease is he going to have. its making me sick i feel like throwing up. :confused:

[AngelsKiss]

siezure that caused him to

go into shock and die.

[Cocoa]

So the funeral was at..........

[BlackCryptoKnight]

Gussie's one stop burial plots ...

[Cocoa]

in May Pen. Horses and ........

[AngelsKiss]

and donkeys were in attendance...

[Cocoa]

They all stood at attention.............

[AngelsKiss]

for the animals that lined

[Xenocrates]

the sides of the procession

[Cocoa]

and the eulogy was read........

[Nastro]

by an even hairier dog....

[Cocoa]

with a beret and vest

[Greatis]

made of thick black flannel

[Cocoa]

It was hot in the

[BlackCryptoKnight]

area. People started to take...

[philben]

the programs to fan themselves

[Cocoa]

"Donkey, pass de fanna man",

[AngelsKiss]

who told him fi gwaan....

[philben]

go look fi him own...

[Cocoa]

...an turn on the AC"

[AngelsKiss]

suh him can cool down.

[Cocoa]

Bowsy and him cow Betty..........

[Nastro]

, just passing at the time ,

[Cocoa]

stopped in to see the..........

[AngelsKiss]

if the mother was feeding...

[Cocoa]

the baby or if daddy............

[BlackCryptoKnight]

was doing it for her.

[Cocoa]

Anyway, things started looking up.....

[AngelsKiss]

and she decided it was....

[Cocoa]

time to go back to .............

[AngelsKiss]

tiem to go back to .............

school. So she enrolled at...

[ramesh]

the nearest All-Age school.

[Cocoa]

The teachers gave her a .............

[AngelsKiss]

The teachers gave her a .............
hard time because she was...

[Cocoa]

a slow learner but she...........

[AngelsKiss]

improved as the semetres by...

[Nastro]

studying from Hooked on Phonics.

[Cocoa]

Finally, she went to college.

[Xenocrates]

There she met a girl...

[Cocoa]

There she met a girl...that taught her shopping techniques.

[Leina]

that taught her shopping techniques.
which was good since she

[Xenocrates]

could not decide on which

[Arch_Angel]

halloween mask to buy. She

[chany86]

was devastated to see that

[nuhsenutten]

was so broke she had

[Xenocrates]

to misappropriate some funds at

[Kirby]

the games room yesterday evening