The count to 1,000,000 (or 28 year) thread.

[gucci man]

The count to 1,000,000 (or 8 year) thread.

The main counting rule:

Count. It's that simple.

Also, you must wait 30 minutes between each of your posts, or until somebody else has posted.

Don't forget, count is always replies +1 (for the original post).

Have fun! Let's get to 1,000,000!

[gucci man]

1 .

[gucci man]

2 .

[acidblade]

3. does this make any sense? :rofl: :rotflm: :dwl:

[Leina]

4. Rather interesting

[Jae]

5. I swear we have finally lost it!!!:icon_lol:

[acidblade]

6. and unno a follow, bwoy unno fool sah

[Leina]

7. When in Rome do as the Romans do

[Arch_Angel]

gucci man, you said:
Also, you must wait 30 minutes between each of your posts, or until somebody else has posted.Your second post was 02:48 PM, the 3rd post was 02:49 PM. I think I can count up to 30, and the difference between 48 and 49 don't reach 30.

Unless you meant 30 seconds.

And uhmm, this looks like a nice way to get post count up, very fast. Hope you guys won't mind seeing your post count drop like a fly after we delete this thread, right? :p

[gucci man]

how u mean, it mek sense!~!~ ;)

does it? :rofl:

[Leina]

gucci man, you said:Your second post was 02:48 PM, the 3rd post was 02:49 PM. I think I can count up to 30, and the difference between 48 and 49 don't reach 30.

Unless you meant 30 seconds.

And uhmm, this looks like a nice way to get post count up, very fast. Hope you guys won't mind seeing your post count drop like a fly after we delete this thread, right? :p

lol why wud u want to delete it now? Oh well i cares not

[nuhsenutten]

8. this is going to take a while.....what does the person who makes the 1,000,000th post get ?............i seriously doubt this thread will live long enough to b completed

but what the heck ...join the madness

[gucci man]

9. remember to refresh before posting, so that u dont post a number someone else posted

[Leina]

10. Since we going to do this it just makes sense we talk about something to sense. What do you ppl want to talk about? Sex?....Positions? ;) (Am I allowed to say that?)

[nuhsenutten]

11. i think u can as long as u dont get too descriptive as to what goes where:eusa_shif

[Xenocrates]

Post whores. :rolleyes:

[Leina]

Post whores. :rolleyes:

12. Nothing like that I love learning about sex since I don't know much, and if they are willing to help then fine by me.

[Purple Queen]

13. Also joining the madness,although I'm pretty sure I'll be out and away 99% of the times once I go back to work.Since I support CY why not....but I too would still want to know what person who makes the 1,000,000 (or 28 year)thread will get...LOL

[nester-san]

14. I cannot believe I am typing this.

Arch_Angel if you ever delete this post, is a Jedi Beatdown you gonna be gettin!!

Leina - Dr. Nes is here to answer shamelessly all questions you might have.

[acidblade]

15. Leina Dr. Nester-san will Answer your questions and i'll be your test buddy (as in Friend)

[Leina]

16. No thanks acid mi tired a yuh, i'm sure Nester can handle it, (u can right?)

[acidblade]

17. :icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_cry:

[Purple Queen]

18.
Leina Dr. Nester-san will Answer your questions and i'll be your test buddy (as in Friend)


If Dr. Nes will answer Leina's questions,why would she be needing a test buddy(as in Friend)...hmmmm...LMBO

[Leina]

17. :icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_cry:

19. No baby I was joking, don't cry plz, u know that i'm yours. Plus we can do the praticals right?

[acidblade]

18.

If Dr. Nes will answer Leina's questions,why would she be needing a test buddy(as in Friend)...hmmmm...LMBO
so she can perfect the art :)

[Brownsugar]

20. Ok k k , oh boy this is fun

[nester-san]

21. My brain cells are rotting away as I type.....

Leina, one patient can't have two doctors, is one or the other.
Old and brukdown (hint...hint ..Acid) :eusa_snoo

NEW and IMPROVING CONSTANTLY (hint..hint ..Nester-San) :eusa_danc :eusa_clap

[Leina]

22. I see oh well wonder what i should do?

[Xenocrates]

:icona_arro Just to show how retarded you guys are;

1. The last person is @ #22, the post indicator is #28
2. You don't need to post a number, since the post # indicator is already there
3. ...which automatically renders this thread pointless...

Again I say... post whores :rolleyes:

Arch_Angel, Nester-san's Jedi skills can't match mine. Furthermore, My apprentice Malloc and my master BCK have deadly sabre skills.

Delete away.

[Purple Queen]

:eusa_booh :eusa_booh :eusa_danc :eusa_danc
I am not retarded yu hear Xeno...LMBO...had to show everybody up eeh man??Cho
I'm just adding while I'm on.

[Leina]

:icona_arro Just to show how retarded you guys are;

1. The last person is @ #22, the post indicator is #28
2. You don't need to post a number, since the post # indicator is already there
3. ...which automatically renders this thread pointless...

Again I say... post whores :rolleyes:

Arch_Angel, Nester-san's Jedi skills can't match mine. Furthermore, My apprentice Malloc and my master BCK have deadly sabre skills.

Delete away.

XENO go tek a trod down the road


21. My brain cells are rotting away as I type.....

Leina, one patient can't have two doctors, is one or the other.
Old and brukdown (hint...hint ..Acid) :eusa_snoo

NEW and IMPROVING CONSTANTLY (hint..hint ..Nester-San) :eusa_danc :eusa_clap

Nes u caa dis mi baby so, how him fi bruk down and mi nuh donw with him. Plus you are the doctor and he is my lab partner.

[bernie]

24.
Waddevva:eusa_hand
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[Purple Queen]

Xeno have a point still...no need to type the #...

[nester-san]

25.

Arch_Angel,

I, am your father.



The fun is seeing how big the discrepancy will be!!

[Leina]

Xeno have a point still...no need to type the #...

Yeah i stopped that but the rest can go dead a bush

[bernie]

this has turned into the "Anything goes" thread i can see...

[gucci man]

alright, so we use the # at the top. i jst dont want any double post or 30 minute regulation violation. or watever.

but this nice still. it ago reach 1,000,000 soon.....bout when mi 50

[Leina]

this has turned into the "Anything goes" thread i can see...

no we are supposed to be talking about sex, Nes is the teacher.

[nester-san]

Leina,

Acid still a only a mere lab partner cause him flunk the real test bout 6 million time!

So dem sorry for him, and give him a little easy work to do.

[bernie]

alright, so we use the # at the top. i jst dont want any double post or 30 minute regulation violation. or watever.
but this nice still. it ago reach 1,000,000 soon.....bout when mi 50
you were the first to violate oh gucci-ic one:eusa_wall

[Purple Queen]

:icon_arro nes & Leina

Leina...nes is waiting on your first question...memba seh patients ask the questions for the doctors to answer:rofl:

[Leina]

Leina,

Acid still a only a mere lab partner cause him flunk the real test bout 6 million time!

So dem sorry for him, and give him a little easy work to do.

well not me, so u teach then acid and i will do the practicals ok?

[Leina]

:icon_arro nes & Leina

Leina...nes is waiting on your first question...memba seh patients ask the questions for the doctors to answer:rofl:

oh right? Which position is best for the woman?

[gucci man]

the backshoot.
ahm shot

[acidblade]

unno behave unno self RATED G!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nester-san]

26.

Best for What?

If you mean Orgasm, Cowgirl (Woman on Top) work for Most women, where u can control depth and speed of penetration, and if he has some curves in the right spot, some G-Sot stimulation to boot. Reverse Cowgirl is also good, but depending on his curves may require a bit of adjustment to be comfy.

Variation:

Straddle your man (lying on his back) and slowly lower yourself onto his pelvis, sliding his ***** inside you as you go. But rather than sitting down in a straddle position, raise yourself up off him in a squatting position. Put your hands on his thighs, stomach, rib cage or upper chest for support. Start by sliding yourself up and down his member by lifting your lower body up and down -- a totally different motion than going forward and back like regular woman-on-top. Vary your pace, starting with some fast, teasingly shallow thrusts that touch only the tip of his *****, then move down into deep, slower thrusts that envelop him completely. The fabulous friction you'll create will give you the double bonus of amazing sensations all along the edge of your ******l opening when you pump shallow and on your G-spot when you pump deep. And if you try leaning backward (this is great for G-Spot Orgasms )and resting your hands on his thighs and knees, the sensation will even spread to your clitoris -- and the natural arching of your back will open up your body for him to fondle.

I need a detailed report of your findings

[Purple Queen]

I thought Dr.Nester-san was the doctor!! Gucci man...mi kinda tink yu waan kick out di doc before him start work....LOL

[acidblade]

man of words AKA Text Book Man LOL

[Purple Queen]

The doctor has answered...those details should allow acid and Leina to go do their tests...unless...acid nuh undastand di instructions...LMAO

[nester-san]

Just true the bones dem old, dont mean dem brittle!!!

The 10 rule also helps...
1 Deep,9 Shallow
2 Deep,8 Shallow...
10 Deep.

Then reverse to tease. :icon_twis

I have been told that most women orgasm before or at the Ten Deep :icon_redf

[acidblade]

:eusa_booh viagra body, body, body, viagra body :eusa_booh :D

[nester-san]

I am gonna go cook dinner, so the labrats can go practice in my absence.

Need Milk to rahtid!

[gucci man]

bombart.......mi learning

[nester-san]

Me too.......................

[gucci man]

56. hear what. this thread is a counting thread. so we gonna count same way.

it makes sense when u are the one that milestones like 100, 500 1000 etc

[Chris]

sorry to rain on your parade, but there are better uses of the database resources than to bloat a thread and slow down the place.

Move along ... move along ... nothing to see here ... :no_spam: